Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.

'Bring On The Night'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Oct 27, 2006 9:44:23 am PDT #6026 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You can't make up headlines like this...


tommyrot - Oct 27, 2006 9:58:33 am PDT #6027 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You can't make up headlines like this...

That's an awesome headline. Not quite as cool as "Headless Corpse Found in Topless Bar," but still....


Tom Scola - Oct 27, 2006 10:24:16 am PDT #6028 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I was just emailed the following request:

We have met today to discuss configuration and access to QA for Person B and Person C ( as a reminder they are not developers ) and PROD environment for Person B and myself( Person A). Person B is suppose to provide support for QA and production. Person C is a backup person in QA and I am a backup person in PROD. ...

The person writing this is a manager.

Head → Desk
Head → Desk


Topic!Cindy - Oct 27, 2006 10:40:24 am PDT #6029 of 10001
What is even happening?

You can't make up headlines like this...

Maybe not, but I think they set their phasers to "overkill" with their use of 'fingered' in the text of the article. ijs.


Cashmere - Oct 27, 2006 11:03:41 am PDT #6030 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You can't make up headlines like this...

And here George W. Bush has been surviving for years quite nicely with an extraneous asshole. Granted, it's perched on his shoulders and it's spouting enough shit that it doesn't seem to get plugged up.

I feel sorry for the dead, four legged chicken.


Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2006 11:08:48 am PDT #6031 of 10001
brillig

I think they set their phasers to "overkill" with their use of 'fingered' in the text of the article. ijs.

nod nod nod stare and point nod nod nod


§ ita § - Oct 27, 2006 11:24:04 am PDT #6032 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know what's a great alternative to sewing a halloween costume? Stapling one. I'm sure it doesn't hurt that I'm trying to fake chainmail anyway, but sheeit. Loverly. Sadly, I will have to do some sewing for fasteners to get in and out, or I could have someone come over and staple me in and then tear me out after.

Okay, fasteners it is.


Jesse - Oct 27, 2006 11:26:56 am PDT #6033 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You know what's a great alternative to sewing a halloween costume? Stapling one.

If only you watched Project Runway -- Crazy Vincent used a lot of staples and glue in the contruction of his "couture-like" garment.

I was just sitting here, and suddenly was having an allergic reaction for no apparent reason -- until I went into the kitchen and saw that the cleaning woman is here. Fumey! Gack.

OMG can this day end yet? I was even in at 9ish, so I'm out the door at 5, I tell you what.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 27, 2006 11:27:33 am PDT #6034 of 10001
What is even happening?

Superglue the fasteners to the fabric.

Xpost, but now that I think of it, you probably don't want to deal with the Superglue odor, ita.


Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2006 11:29:12 am PDT #6035 of 10001
brillig

I could have someone come over and staple me in and then tear me out after.

Surely you could find dozens of volunteers.