50 worst videogame names of all time.
Surprisingly little overlap with the 20 worst games of all time!
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Oct 26, 2006 6:07:38 am PDT #5719 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
megan walker - Oct 26, 2006 6:12:12 am PDT #5720 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Surprisingly little overlap with the 20 worst games of all time!I so want to see #20: Extreme Sports With the Berenstein Bears.
Tom Scola - Oct 26, 2006 6:13:50 am PDT #5721 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
30 Rock is moving to Thursdays, opposite GA.
NBC's Thursday lineup will be My Name Is Earl, The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock, and ER.
Jessica - Oct 26, 2006 6:13:55 am PDT #5722 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The Bible Adventures description almost made tea come out of my nose.
In Noah's Ark, you play the part of Noah hunting down and subduing unwilling animals, usually by smashing a vegetable over their head. If you're familiar with the story, God needs you to collect two of each so that you can repopulate the animal kingdom after He DROWNS EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE EARTH. The problem you run into is that some of the animals hide. Clearly, the beasts have the devil in them, and after an hour of trying to find where Satan hid my boat's second pony, I gave up. Either God gives me a god damn pony detector or He's just going to have to make some more ponies after he's done killing everybody. Lazy fuck.
In Baby Moses, your job is to carry Baby Moses through the desert. I'm not much of a Bible reader, so I don't know what this story's about. All I know is that every single spider in that fucking desert wants to kill Baby Moses. You can throw the baby at them, but neither he or the spiders get hurt. Baby Moses just bounces a few times and smiles. And it doesn't take more than a couple minutes for the game to degenerate into me throwing Baby Moses into a river, watching him sink, then pretending it was an accident.
This might surprise you if you know anything about babies, but there's no consequence for drowning Baby Moses. You can go back to the beginning of the level and get a new baby any time you want. Your only mission is to get him to the end of the level, but if you beat it without him your only reprimand is, "GOOD WORK! BUT YOU FORGOT BABY MOSES!" That's it. No one screams, "Not only did you fail, you killed Moses 94 times! What's the matter with you!?" So even if you kill Baby Moses, you still feel pretty good about yourself. And I'd like to think that's exactly how Baby Moses would want it while he was sitting on the bottom of the river getting eaten by spiders?
brenda m - Oct 26, 2006 6:15:37 am PDT #5723 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
30 Rock is moving to Thursdays, opposite GA.
Make that opposite GA, Supernatural, and CSI. Good thing I didn't bother to pick this one up.
tommyrot - Oct 26, 2006 6:16:56 am PDT #5724 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Bible Adventures description almost made tea come out of my nose.
My boss is sitting near me - it was a huge struggle to read that and not laugh outloud....
Nora Deirdre - Oct 26, 2006 6:20:25 am PDT #5725 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Jesse - Oct 26, 2006 6:25:59 am PDT #5726 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, sadly, that's not news. Edit: Hey! I meant the deleted post, not the difficulty in not laughing when confronted with the Noah's Ark videogame description.
esse - Oct 26, 2006 6:29:47 am PDT #5727 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
via chicagoist, little boy gets stuck by a hypodermic needle on the el:
For every horror story we soaked up as a child, we always find some real-life one that breaks our heart and terrifies us even more. For instance, a kid stuck his finger with a hypodermic needle on the Blue Line this past weekend. We can't think of many things that would be worse than looking over to your toddler and seeing blood coming from his finger, with a hypodermic needle on the ledge beside him.
Theodosia - Oct 26, 2006 6:41:59 am PDT #5728 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
We can't think of many things that would be worse than looking over to your toddler and seeing blood coming from his finger...
Oh, like for instance, looking over and finding that he's been decapitated? Or is half-eaten by a bear?
Which is not to say that a hypodermic stab can't be BAD but I think the writer needs to get a grip.