Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2006 7:42:42 am PDT #5532 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Dog Who Loved to Suck on Toads

A dog may be man's best friend. But one dog, Lady, decided she needed more friends -- and she found plenty in the knot of toads living at the local pond. A suburban family's secret struggle with an uncommon addiction comes to light in this personal essay by NPR's Laura Mirsch.

Lady "was really perky, and happy, and generally excited to see you when you came in the door every day," recalls Andrew Mirsch.

But that was before the Mirsch family moved into a new house.

"We noticed Lady spending an awful lot of time down by the pond in our backyard," Laura Mirsch recalls.

Lady would wander the area, disoriented and withdrawn, soporific and glassy-eyed.

"Then, late one night after I'd put the dogs out, Lady wouldn't come in," Laura Mirsch says. "She finally staggered over to me from the cattails. She looked up at me, leaned her head over and opened her mouth like she was going to throw up, and out plopped this disgusting toad."

It turned out the toads were toxic -- and, if licked, the fluids on their skin provided a hallucinogenic effect.

What followed was the Mirsch family's quest to stop their cocker spaniel from indulging herself. But it wasn't easy. Lady was persistent, and resourceful.

The situation seemed to resolve itself when the toads went into hibernation for the winter.

But when they returned, so did Lady -- and with a vengeance.

"We couldn't keep our dog's addiction a secret any longer," Laura Mirsch says. "The neighbors all knew that Lady was a drug addict, and soon the other dogs weren't allowed to play with her."

In the end, Lady seems to have found a way to manage her problem.

"She seems to have outgrown the wild toad-obsessed years of her youth," Mirsch says, "and now only sucks on weekends."


Gudanov - Oct 25, 2006 7:48:39 am PDT #5533 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

"and now only sucks on weekends."

I've had weeks like that.


Daisy Jane - Oct 25, 2006 7:54:20 am PDT #5534 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I listened to that yesterday. Loved where the woman's friends were over and the dog completely ignored them and laid in a corner the whole time, stoned out of her skull.


shrift - Oct 25, 2006 8:00:06 am PDT #5535 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

What's everyone doing for lunch? I need inspiration.

signed,
Not Inane Conversation If There Exists The Possibility of Bacon


juliana - Oct 25, 2006 8:01:15 am PDT #5536 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What's everyone doing for lunch? I need inspiration.

Um, taking a run? And then eating cold chicken?


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2006 8:01:17 am PDT #5537 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have some instant Pad Thai noodles that I'm going to try out....


Topic!Cindy - Oct 25, 2006 8:02:39 am PDT #5538 of 10001
What is even happening?

Sorry. I had toast.


Daisy Jane - Oct 25, 2006 8:02:39 am PDT #5539 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Chili or soup. It's one of those days.


Theodosia - Oct 25, 2006 8:03:10 am PDT #5540 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I picked a bad week to quit toading.


shrift - Oct 25, 2006 8:04:42 am PDT #5541 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Wow. You guys aren't setting the bar very high. Maybe I need to get some Kang Karee Kai to make up for the rest of you.