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Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Oct 24, 2006 12:04:10 pm PDT #5372 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
shrift - Oct 24, 2006 12:05:13 pm PDT #5373 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think their thing on "Mr. B Natural" is about the funniest thing they've ever done.
I know I got a disc of MST3K shorts from Netflix, so I can only assume it must be for sale somewhere. And I must own it, because "Mr. B Natural"... well, I can't explain what it does to me without resorting to rotflol, and that just ain't right.
tommyrot - Oct 24, 2006 12:07:01 pm PDT #5374 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And I must own it, because "Mr. B Natural"... well, I can't explain what it does to me without resorting to rotflol, and that just ain't right.
The best part is the trial thing at the end, where they debate the effect "Mr. B Natural" might have on gender roles.
bon bon - Oct 24, 2006 12:08:06 pm PDT #5375 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
From The Stranger article, I love it:
Throughout the show, every single situation is fleshed out with details that are seemingly designed for deaf and blind infants, and every episode contains those shots that make my skin crawl, where a person or work of art is supposedly so brilliant that he, she, or its brilliance is undeniable to all, but the writing is so crappy that the only way to show successful brilliance is by cutting to another character, mouth agape, dewey eyed, taking in the alleged brilliance with a silent “wow”…
God, I can’t wait until next Monday…I never knew TV could be this bad/good…
I need to sit and think about indestructibly funny things. Hmmm.
Scrappy - Oct 24, 2006 12:10:24 pm PDT #5376 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
esse - Oct 24, 2006 12:17:16 pm PDT #5377 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Man, I haven't read TN in forever. Glad for the reminder.
The Stranger article is spot freakin' on.
Scrappy - Oct 24, 2006 12:34:16 pm PDT #5378 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
There are some MST3K moments I can just THINK of and I start laughing. When the satellite of love was en fuego, there was nothing funnier.
Sean K - Oct 24, 2006 12:35:57 pm PDT #5379 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
"Hey Crow, do you expect me to hang up here all day?"
"No, Mr. Robinson. I expect you to DIE! Hahahahahahahahaha!"
Good times. Good times.
tommyrot - Oct 24, 2006 12:42:47 pm PDT #5380 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There are some MST3K moments I can just THINK of and I start laughing.
Trumpy and his "potatoes"....
Delicious kitty....kitty is like a potato...
Hmm... I should buy that one....
Kristen - Oct 24, 2006 12:45:02 pm PDT #5381 of 10001
I sort of remember cocksiclecoined by Kristen and being about Angel in a bathtub. But I now thing I am craxy,
I also remember Kristen coining it, though I thought it was making fun of all the "his cold flesh" stuff in fanfic.
Many moons ago, on the Bronze, there was a whole debate about the body temperature of vampires. I can't remember the whole thing I posted but I know it involved Angel, an ice bath, a bottle of Magic Shell and how long it would take to create a chocolate covered cocksicle.