There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


P.M. Marc - Oct 24, 2006 7:23:48 am PDT #5292 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I don't remember how it arrived, but this was definitely first season Smallville. Maybe it was the episode Zero, where Lex was trussed up and hung upside down? That thread was fun.

It might have been.

Man, S1 of Smallville was one hell of a good time.


amych - Oct 24, 2006 7:24:19 am PDT #5293 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Maybe it was the episode Zero, where Lex was trussed up and hung upside down?

That's how I remember it.


Hil R. - Oct 24, 2006 7:25:24 am PDT #5294 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I also remember Kristen coining it, though I thought it was making fun of all the "his cold flesh" stuff in fanfic.


tommyrot - Oct 24, 2006 7:33:42 am PDT #5295 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

To celebrate Mr Skilling's sentencing, the "Enron Explorer" offers access access to the whole corpus of 200,000 enron emails released during the fraud investigation.

The system generates a visualisation of each executive's social network and analyses the thematic signature of their communications. you can access each person's mailbox, read individual messages, or take a thematic slice through the archive. clicking on someone in the visualiser zooms them to the centre and loads their information.

My personal favourite from Mr Skilling is:

"Fuck you, you piece of shit. I can't wait to see you go down with the ship like all the other vermin. Smug, paranoid, unhappy mother fucker. Eat shit."

Heh.

[link]


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2006 7:44:47 am PDT #5296 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Maybe it was the episode Zero,

::cough::CLUB Zero::cough::

(Hey, you never forget your first c0cksicle....)

I didn't watch Studio 60 yet, but I did read the whitefont, and I gotta say -- Who's on First is NOT funny. It makes me want to slowly, methodically kill whoever is doing it.


Tom Scola - Oct 24, 2006 7:48:18 am PDT #5297 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

is NOT funny. It makes me want to slowly, methodically kill whoever is doing it.

I laugh pretty much every single time I hear it, including the Slappy and Scrappy Squirrel version from Animaniacs.


Hil R. - Oct 24, 2006 7:49:24 am PDT #5298 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I laugh pretty much every single time I hear it, including the Slappy and Scrappy Squirrel version from Animaniacs.

Me too.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 24, 2006 7:55:22 am PDT #5299 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, Michael Mackean and David (memfault last name - the guy who played Squiggy) had a funny version using rock bands: YES, THE WHO, and THE GUESS WHO.


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2006 7:55:56 am PDT #5300 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I laugh pretty much every single time I hear it

I think the reason I don't find it funny is that it's the embodiment of frustration borne out of shitty communication skills.

I know, I know. But there are whole areas of existence that are humor blind spots for me because I'm such an annoying pedant.

To prove that I do have a sense of humor, here is my list of Things That Never Stop Being Funny:

* Dick Cheney SHOT A GUY. In the face!

* "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." (To be fair, the funny part is the dude getting clocked in the head with the wrench 2 seconds later.)

* The Nextel commercial with the guys dancing to "Push It". (Hint: for best viewing quality, let the whole thing load first and then play it.) I can watch it on an endless loop, and it's funny every. single. time.


Tom Scola - Oct 24, 2006 7:57:55 am PDT #5301 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The Animaniacs routine used band names also.