Guys, I've never been to Africa, but I'm fairly positive I am going to die of sleeping sickness.
At least that sounds more relaxing than the neck cancer you had that one time.
Why am I still here? No one else is here, and I am not working. I guess I'll just go. YAY FRIDAY.
My neck cancer is in remission, unless I am actually dying of sleeping neck cancer sickness.
Whatever it is, I've been exhausted for weeks. Maybe I have sleeping mononucleosis cancerous sickness of the neck.
Maybe you have LACK of sleeping sickness??
I'm off to try not to fall asleep on the train...
Maybe I have sleeping mononucleosis cancerous sickness of the neck.
Or maybe it's the PLAGUE.
Oh, I know this one:
Hannity, Worst Person in The World.
Of course it bugs, Tommy, you're from Chicago. :)
It would bug anyone to think of their dead grandma getting disenfranchised.
OK, and whatever it is, it must be contaigous. Because after I read that post, I started yawning. Eye watering, jaw cracking yawns. And I wasn't tired.
My theory is that Earth is receiving far less radiation from the Caffeine planet.
I, for one, welcome our new Caffeine overlords, and only wish they would send MORE, PLEASE!
I have to make a SERIOUS note to self about leaving the office at 5. I think the trains are always more crowded. Could that be? Could the percentage of people in Manhattan who leave work at 5 really be that high? Is it only on Fridays? Do I ever leave that early on a day that's not Friday?
I need to do some research, I think.
Maybe it's the brokerages/investment banks, Jesse. I think they are 8-5, and if the staff there is anything like the staff here, they are out the door at 5:00:01. At least my unscientific survey about I-bankers says that pricks in suits are on the early trains and assholes in business casual roll in after nine.