On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Oct 20, 2006 7:14:00 am PDT #4521 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Brenda, seriously?!? I think whoever mentioned the Office AU might be right on the money.

Also, I really don't understand people who give their work fax for personal stuff and then don't hover.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 20, 2006 7:16:09 am PDT #4522 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Faxing is so fraught with drama!


shrift - Oct 20, 2006 7:18:15 am PDT #4523 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Also, I really don't understand people who give their work fax for personal stuff and then don't hover.

Dude, I freak out if I forget to lock my computer when I've left non-work-related browser windows open for a minute while in the bathroom.


Dana - Oct 20, 2006 7:20:13 am PDT #4524 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's 50 something degrees outside, and the air conditioning is on in the office.

As always, coming to work was my mistake. I would have been here at 8AM had my battery not died, necessitating calling roadside assistance for a jump, and then sitting at NTB for an hour and a half while they replaced the battery.


Jesse - Oct 20, 2006 7:20:56 am PDT #4525 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dude, I freak out if I forget to lock my computer when I've left non-work-related browser windows open for a minute while in the bathroom.

Ha. I should probably worry more about that, but eh.

At least I'm not leaving mortgage documents lying around like my former boss.


Gudanov - Oct 20, 2006 7:42:25 am PDT #4526 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

If you have a problem with Rumsfeld, then you'll have to take it up with God, because that's who's telling Rumsfeld what to do. At least according the chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff.

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Ginger - Oct 20, 2006 7:46:53 am PDT #4527 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A guy who eventually became a senior VP at the large utility company I worked at once made up an org chart with him in it with a fake promotion. He left it in the copy machine. After the buzz went around that he was an up-and-comer, he actually got a promotion. Many people attributed his early success to the fake org chart.

eta: added dangling preposition


Gudanov - Oct 20, 2006 7:49:28 am PDT #4528 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Many people attributed his early success to the fake org chart.

Or maybe he's a precog.


Jesse - Oct 20, 2006 7:50:26 am PDT #4529 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man, sometimes I wish I were an evil genius.


Steph L. - Oct 20, 2006 7:50:59 am PDT #4530 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Many people attributed his early success to the fake org chart.

Or maybe he's a precog.

Maybe he got promoted *because* he's a precog.