I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 12, 2006 10:31:24 am PDT #3371 of 10001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Speaking of diabetic comas, my office just had the traditional afternoon birthday cake break for me. And since the office manager knows I'm not a fan of our usual ice cream cakes, she had one of the owners of the local Italian bistro special-bake her signature dessert from years past: Sin, a chocolate truffle cheesecake topped with maraschino cherries and heavy whipped cream.

It weighs in at roughly 1,000 calories a slice, so it's just as well I skipped breakfast today. And maybe dinner as well...


tommyrot - Oct 12, 2006 10:32:52 am PDT #3372 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. Birthday happies for Matt!


Lee - Oct 12, 2006 10:33:45 am PDT #3373 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Matt!


Beverly - Oct 12, 2006 10:34:09 am PDT #3374 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh Matt, they like you! They *really* like you! Yum.

Felicitations on the Anniversary of your natal day! And many happy returns.


Aims - Oct 12, 2006 10:35:06 am PDT #3375 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT!!


Volans - Oct 12, 2006 10:35:40 am PDT #3376 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Happy Birthday, Matt - that's an amazing birthday cake!


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 12, 2006 10:36:15 am PDT #3377 of 10001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Thanks gang. The actual day's tomorrow, but I'm not coming in to work, so my co-workers jumped the gun by a day.

Though now that all the sugar is hitting my bloodstream, I may just vibrate my way into the future like the Flash.


sj - Oct 12, 2006 10:37:56 am PDT #3378 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That sounds like quite a cake, Matt. Enjoy your birthday/day off tomorrow!


bon bon - Oct 12, 2006 10:38:33 am PDT #3379 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What a gesture! Happy BD!


Steph L. - Oct 12, 2006 10:49:41 am PDT #3380 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happy Birthday's Eve, Matt!!!