I can encourage you to buy it. Does that count?
Does said encouragement involve Paypal?
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 8:56:19 am PDT #2025 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 04, 2006 9:00:35 am PDT #2026 of 10001
What is even happening?
No, it involves saying things like, "It's only $89.00," despite the fact that I'm not sure I have enough cash on me to buy a gallon of milk.
Gudanov - Oct 04, 2006 9:04:45 am PDT #2027 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Milk is a significant budget item with multiple kids.
Jessica - Oct 04, 2006 9:04:47 am PDT #2028 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
After challenging viewers to make him a Jedi hero, Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert described "an actual dream" of his. It featured a squadron of Nancy Pelosi clones, Soledad O'Brien in a gold bikini, and Karl Rove's sail barge. Silver & Goldie Goodman recreated Stephen's dream, bringing his fighting spirit to a new level of super heroism.
Jesse - Oct 04, 2006 9:07:31 am PDT #2029 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"OMG!!! ALL my documents are GONE!!! You have to help me!!! I clicked on Current Fiscal Year and there's nothing there!!!"
Heh. We had some of that here (with less panicking), too.
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 9:11:45 am PDT #2030 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't like users.
Which is probably no surprise since right now I don't like anyone.
But I really like dragonflies.
I also have not had a snack this morning, and I don't remember the point of skipping it.
msbelle - Oct 04, 2006 9:14:05 am PDT #2031 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I had BK and I still hate everything.
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2006 9:14:21 am PDT #2032 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Anyone seen the MTV reality show MIss Seventeen ?
BRIANNE Burrows - the contestant on the MTV reality show "Miss Seventeen" who didn't win the on-air contest but was invited to intern at the mag by editrix Atoosa Rubenstein - claims she was traumatized by the temperamental editor. Burrows says her three-month internship under "Atoosa the Hun" was "emotionally taxing. When [former staff editor] Beau Quillian resigned, Atoosa blamed me for leaking the story about staff departures to gossip columns.
Volans - Oct 04, 2006 9:14:24 am PDT #2033 of 10001
move out and draw fire
In some places, you can combine dragonflies and snacks.
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 9:15:30 am PDT #2034 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Problem with the snack skippage is that I now want to go and have steak for lunch, instead of my standard soup. And I'll also have to have lunch before my nap, not after.
Hell, I might go buy it now.