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'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 9:15:30 am PDT #2034 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Problem with the snack skippage is that I now want to go and have steak for lunch, instead of my standard soup. And I'll also have to have lunch before my nap, not after.

Hell, I might go buy it now.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2006 9:41:26 am PDT #2035 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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War with Iran? A carrier strike force (centered around the USS Eisenhower) left port yesterday and will arrive in the Persian Gulf on October 21. The Eisenhower is supposedly going to releive the USS Enterprise, but they could easly keep the Enterprise there longer if it's needed.

The above link discusses some conspiracy theories about how the war might begin....


Topic!Cindy - Oct 04, 2006 9:49:41 am PDT #2036 of 10001
What is even happening?

In some places, you can combine dragonflies and snacks.

Darn your quick fingers and advanced time zone, Raq. I was all set for this:

But I really like dragonflies.
I also have not had a snack this morning, and I don't remember the point of skipping it.
More room for dragonflies?


Allyson - Oct 04, 2006 10:03:17 am PDT #2037 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

This solved my boredom for about three minutes.

AIM Fight


Kathy A - Oct 04, 2006 10:05:26 am PDT #2038 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

This is scary. A teacher is fired because she took her students on an approved field trip to an art museum, where they happened to see a nude art sculpture.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2006 10:06:09 am PDT #2039 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A teacher is fired because she took her students on an approved field trip to an art museum, where they happened to see a nude art sculpture.

Yeah. And the parents all signed permission slips.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 10:06:16 am PDT #2040 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just AIMfought myself. And won, so it's okay.

I think I have to nap now.


Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2006 10:06:43 am PDT #2041 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah yes, Frisco. And L wonders why I never visit her up there.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2006 10:12:37 am PDT #2042 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More on the Ike deployment:

The Eisenhower had been in port at the Naval Station Norfolk for several years for refurbishing and refueling of its nuclear reactor; it had not been scheduled to depart for a new duty station until at least a month later, and possibly not till next spring. Family members, before the orders, had moved into the area and had until then expected to be with their sailor-spouses and parents in Virginia for some time yet. First word of the early dispatch of the "Ike Strike" group to the Persian Gulf region came from several angry officers on the ships involved, who contacted antiwar critics like retired Air Force Col. Sam Gardiner and complained that they were being sent to attack Iran without any order from the Congress.

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Of course, Gardiner agrees, recent ship movements and other signs of military preparedness could be simply a bluff designed to show toughness in the bargaining with Iran over its nuclear program. But with the Iranian coast reportedly armed to the teeth with Chinese Silkworm antiship missiles, and possibly even more sophisticated Russian antiship weapons, against which the Navy has little reliable defenses, it seems unlikely the Navy would risk high-value assets like aircraft carriers or cruisers with such a tactic. Nor has bluffing been a Bush MO to date.

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tommyrot - Oct 04, 2006 10:26:43 am PDT #2043 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More Fox efforts to tar Dems with Foley