It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2006 5:26:59 pm PDT #1716 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's, like, raining, like, really really hard.


Lee - Oct 02, 2006 5:33:52 pm PDT #1717 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

dance dance dance


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 02, 2006 5:51:20 pm PDT #1718 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm watching Six Feet Under reruns on Bravo and am cracking up over the edits.

Dear Bravo execs,

I do not think the bulk of your viewership will be unduly traumatized by the sight of an erection. Perhaps you should instead concentrate on censoring scenes that feature garish and unprofessional interior design.


SailAweigh - Oct 02, 2006 5:53:53 pm PDT #1719 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'm watching Studio 60 and the HoYay is to Yay for in this show. Whoohoo!


Ailleann - Oct 02, 2006 5:55:07 pm PDT #1720 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Studio 60: Just when I'm thinking "man, now there's some HoYay", then they give it a shoutout.

eta: inevitable x-post for this joint.


Kalshane - Oct 02, 2006 6:15:08 pm PDT #1721 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I just finished watching Heroes and was severely underwhelmed.

I like the characters, and I like the premise. I am ready for a plot now.

Yes. This. Though I'm not super-keen on most of the characters yet. But yeah, if next week is still more of the same, I'm done with it.

My cable even cut out in the middle of the episode due to the storm and I find myself not caring too much what I missed.

Plus, the football hit twisting Ms. Cheerleader's head completely around seemed way over the top to me. And I thought Hiro picking up the gun lying next to an obvious pool of blood was too stupid for words.


Zenkitty - Oct 02, 2006 6:33:55 pm PDT #1722 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm mainly still watching Heroes because I want to know what's up with the mirror-lady. And Hiro would have known better. And the cop should have known better than to make himself look so suspicious. Also, Marcie!

Kalshane, I stopped taking Avelox halfway through. I know, not supposed to do that, but I'm convinced the stuff was causing muscle pain and weakness, which scared me. It didn't help with the cough, either. No more taking quinolone antibiotics.

So, is it now illegal for me to move my stocks around?


quester - Oct 02, 2006 6:58:29 pm PDT #1723 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Who plays Claire's creepy father?!? IMDB and the official NBC site are NOT HELPING!

On Studio 60, one thing is driving me crazy. Brad's character in named Danny and Timothy Busfield's character isn't. I find this confusing.


DebetEsse - Oct 02, 2006 7:00:20 pm PDT #1724 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Quester, at least Matt's character is Matt.

I have no idea what TB's character's name is, though.


Hil R. - Oct 02, 2006 7:01:35 pm PDT #1725 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hey, physics type people. Can anyone explain how this works? [link] It's really puzzling me. (As is the horrible ad copy, but that's another story.) I can understand how you could set a compass to always point, say, northeast, or whatever, but how do you make one always point to a particular place other than one of the poles?