Multiple people have been shot at an Amish school in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, a state police spokesman says.
WTF?!
There's a story on the website that two Vegas schools are locked down, too, because a student was spotted with a gun. He fled from police, and they found a handgun nearby.
::considers life as an ostrich::
Here's what the AP has to say. What the hell?
NICKEL MINES, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Police surrounded a one-room Amish schoolhouse Monday in response to reports of multiple shooting victims, a television station reported.
WGAL-TV said the incident occurred in southeastern Lancaster County.
About three dozen Amish people were standing behind a police line, and at least two ambulances had left the scene, the station said. Television news helicopters showed a person being taken away on a stretcher to a waiting medical helicopter.
The Lancaster County 911 Web site reported that dozens of emergency units were dispatched to a "medical emergency" at 10:45 a.m. Monday.
Not. Helpful!
But you like crabs, don't you?
Or at least crab.
I wonder if The Hump will serve isopod sushi. Seems up their alley. Or do you have them downstairs at the cricket-serving Typhoon?
I just realised I almost had brunch with one of the actors on Tim's Drive (he bailed last-minute because of work), and I would have not rememembered he was on a Minear show the whole time, I bet, and ended up kicking myself later.
Is it bad that I looked at the critter and thought, "wonder how they taste?"?
I was wondering the same thing. I was thinking, "Like lobster, except crappy."
It should be noted that these instructions assume you have a uranium bomb, not a plutonium bomb.
Yeah, that bit about the inhalation of 1mg being enough to cause cancer makes that a bit trickier to handle even if you have the radiation/critical mass issues covered.
If these tips don't work, give us a call and let us know what we got wrong.
Do they have ouija board operators standing by?
Torture bill haiku:
The Constitution
Was cast aside by Congress.
Hideous corpus!
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NICKEL MINES, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Police surrounded a one-room Amish schoolhouse Monday in response to reports of multiple shooting victims, a television station reported.
WGAL-TV said the incident occurred in southeastern Lancaster County.
About three dozen Amish people were standing behind a police line, and at least two ambulances had left the scene, the station said. Television news helicopters showed a person being taken away on a stretcher to a waiting medical helicopter.
The Lancaster County 911 Web site reported that dozens of emergency units were dispatched to a "medical emergency" at 10:45 a.m. Monday.
Oh, dear God, those poor people.
There's a story on the website that two Vegas schools are locked down, too, because a student was spotted with a gun. He fled from police, and they found a handgun nearby.
What is it--terrorize a school day? Excuse me. I have to go dismiss my kids and homeschool them.
Okay, I am going to hell, because I immediately wondered if Amish people have to be taken to the hospital in a horse-drawn ambulance.
Only in cake form.
Well, just think of isopod cake.
Now that I think about it, all those legs are way too wee to make sucking on them rewarding. Perhaps cake is the better option.