Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Sep 29, 2006 1:36:10 pm PDT #1275 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Sean: They're touching! They're touching! [waves arms frantically in the air in the Kermit manner]

Yet moldy rice is no problem.

We actually have a co-worker who doesn't like any of her food to touch, period. Which we tend to give her no end of grief over, especially since 99% of the time when we go out to eat for work, we go to a buffet of some kind.


Daisy Jane - Sep 29, 2006 1:38:33 pm PDT #1276 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm going to go with contaminated. Also I'm wondering if we can arrange for me to just slice open my hand and squeeze it into the vial, as that would hurt less.

I'm ready to leave now.


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2006 1:38:51 pm PDT #1277 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We actually have a co-worker who doesn't like any of her food to touch, period

You work with Alibelle? Cool.

Of course, were she here, she'd correct me and state that there are only some circumstances in which food's no-touchy for her, but really? This way's more fun.


Atropa - Sep 29, 2006 1:40:59 pm PDT #1278 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oooh, speaking of perfume, I just got the email letting me know that my latest order from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab has shipped! Soon, soon I will have Candy Butcher and Brides of Dracula!

rubs hands together in glee

Oh, and I don't remember who it was that posted the link to skary.net, but thank you. Those little movies are brilliant.


Allyson - Sep 29, 2006 1:42:22 pm PDT #1279 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There was a 16-year-old boy in a class I taught last summer who seemed to drench himself in Axe -- could smell it from practically ten feet away.

Did it make you want to rub up against a toaster?


Connie Neil - Sep 29, 2006 1:43:29 pm PDT #1280 of 10001
brillig

I'm glad I got to see skary.net earlier--and I'm glad you found them, Jilli, I thought of you (and I'm wearing my Perky Goth t-shirt). The IT folks are fiddling with our Internet connections, and now next to no pictures will show.


Daisy Jane - Sep 29, 2006 1:44:40 pm PDT #1281 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have the Aspiration one on my computer as wallpaper.


Atropa - Sep 29, 2006 1:45:57 pm PDT #1282 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm glad I got to see skary.net earlier--and I'm glad you found them, Jilli, I thought of you

OMG, those animations are fantastic! I think I need to add a link to them from the GCS links page. (Note to self: also add link to the page for Allyson's book!)

(and I'm wearing my Perky Goth t-shirt)

beams


megan walker - Sep 29, 2006 1:51:54 pm PDT #1283 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I hate to break it to the honey lobby, but my plate of vinegar is attracting way more flies than the one with honey.


Burrell - Sep 29, 2006 1:53:24 pm PDT #1284 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hey Hec, I haven't been around, so I just now read about Matilda's arrival! Congratulations! I know it has been stressful, but also very amazing I am sure.