Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Sep 28, 2006 7:19:29 pm PDT #1016 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Do you think this [link] is the shirtwaist dress I've been looking for? (Not very hard, I admit.)

jesse, I've had fabulous luck with clothing from the J.Peterman catalog in the past. I say e-mail them and ask about their return policy, and then order the dress.


Daisy Jane - Sep 28, 2006 7:20:54 pm PDT #1017 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Do they have it in white? (Too lazy to go and look).

Actually, I need to not buy anything for a while.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 7:33:28 pm PDT #1018 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The littlest instructor at krav just turned 17. She was roundly feted, and hugged by sweaty people.

She wants to go as Britney Spears for Halloween, and me to go as Xtina.

It seems to be all about the blonde wigs, one way or another.


Daisy Jane - Sep 28, 2006 7:38:13 pm PDT #1019 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The new, apparently has bought a mirror and can now dress herself Xtina, or the old, backwards cleavage Xtina.

And which Britney?


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 7:41:19 pm PDT #1020 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Old School both, I think. She's going as schoolgirl Britney (the basic plan is to have her dressed like a sexy underage schoolgirl...because she is one), and I guess I have to be contemporary Xtina. But Aunty Entity!


Daisy Jane - Sep 28, 2006 7:44:57 pm PDT #1021 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm sure Old School Xtina wore something like Aunty Entity's get up. You could be both.


aurelia - Sep 28, 2006 7:46:02 pm PDT #1022 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

It's slow here, and I think one of the partners just saw me grooming the pony that sits on top of my monitor.

Is your pony little?

No, you should see the size of her monitor!
(Am I seriously the only one who went there?)

ita should totally be Aunty Entity!

I think I'll be a lighting designer for Halloween.


Emily - Sep 28, 2006 7:48:51 pm PDT #1023 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Master Blaster rules Bartertown.

Er, what? Huh?


Daisy Jane - Sep 28, 2006 7:49:54 pm PDT #1024 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

On Gay Pride day, I said I would be a martini. Silver dress with a hole for one boob that would be painted green with a red nipple.

Now that I'm less drunk, I'm thinking...not.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 7:50:21 pm PDT #1025 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I could be Aunty Entity for the people old enough to have seen Mad Max on at least videotape. And Xtina for the wee ones.