The littlest instructor at krav just turned 17. She was roundly feted, and hugged by sweaty people.
She wants to go as Britney Spears for Halloween, and me to go as Xtina.
It seems to be all about the blonde wigs, one way or another.
Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 7:33:28 pm PDT #1018 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Daisy Jane - Sep 28, 2006 7:38:13 pm PDT #1019 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The new, apparently has bought a mirror and can now dress herself Xtina, or the old, backwards cleavage Xtina.
And which Britney?
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 7:41:19 pm PDT #1020 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Old School both, I think. She's going as schoolgirl Britney (the basic plan is to have her dressed like a sexy underage schoolgirl...because she is one), and I guess I have to be contemporary Xtina. But Aunty Entity!
Daisy Jane - Sep 28, 2006 7:44:57 pm PDT #1021 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm sure Old School Xtina wore something like Aunty Entity's get up. You could be both.
aurelia - Sep 28, 2006 7:46:02 pm PDT #1022 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
It's slow here, and I think one of the partners just saw me grooming the pony that sits on top of my monitor.
Is your pony little?
No, you should see the size of her monitor!
(Am I seriously the only one who went there?)
ita should totally be Aunty Entity!
I think I'll be a lighting designer for Halloween.
Emily - Sep 28, 2006 7:48:51 pm PDT #1023 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Master Blaster rules Bartertown.
Er, what? Huh?
Daisy Jane - Sep 28, 2006 7:49:54 pm PDT #1024 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
On Gay Pride day, I said I would be a martini. Silver dress with a hole for one boob that would be painted green with a red nipple.
Now that I'm less drunk, I'm thinking...not.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 7:50:21 pm PDT #1025 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I could be Aunty Entity for the people old enough to have seen Mad Max on at least videotape. And Xtina for the wee ones.
Daisy Jane - Sep 28, 2006 7:55:45 pm PDT #1026 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
This Xtina you could totally pull off.
This makes my world more confusing, prettier, but more confusing.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 7:57:43 pm PDT #1027 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think it would work being Xtina when she's being someone else.
I need to go buy Mad Max Beyond The Thunderdome to properly inspect the outfit. I can't believe I don't already own it. THUNDERDOME!
Which reminds me...ROOIBOS!