Well, I happen to be drinking red wine right now.
I poured myself a glass earlier than usual. My neighbor was backing up at the boat ramp to get her jet ski out of the lake and ended up submerging her car over the dashboard. Her DH "had the car in park" and asked her to jump in and release the emergency brake. Was in reverse. It sped backwards so quickly that she just jumped out and it went in the lake.
She scraped up her hand in the escape so I brought her a glass of wine, for medicinal purposes. Not wanting her to drink alone I poured one for me too. I'm giving that way.