Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Nov 01, 2006 12:31:27 pm PST #9557 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Better than a copy cat.


Polter-Cow - Nov 01, 2006 12:32:24 pm PST #9558 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I keep thinking it'd be a great plot point in a YA novel. A kid traveling cross country on an odd batch of gift cards. Figuring out how to use that Barnes and Noble card to get lunch, and the Gap gift card into a ride.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Gift Cards.


Aims - Nov 01, 2006 12:35:29 pm PST #9559 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Better than a copy cat.

Which I'm not.

Dingbat.


Atropa - Nov 01, 2006 12:42:19 pm PST #9560 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I need help from the Goth community: A Goth friend of mine is getting married soon, and I can't attend the wedding, and I want to get her a wedding gift. I know she doesn't want a "thing" because she has enough stuff, especially with the merging of two Goth households. I can't spend a lot, and I can't think of a good Goth gift that isn't a "thing". Any ideas?

Hmmm. A bottle of wine? A basket (I've seen cute Halloween-ish ones with bats or spiders) with some very good quality chocolate bars (like the ones from TJs or Whole Foods) and some nice candles in it?


Cass - Nov 01, 2006 12:42:49 pm PST #9561 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy Birthday, Ginger!

Must find unsuspecting people to foist them upon.
After posting this, I realized I needed to pay my rent. Solved two issues at once. Now they have 300 Tootsie mini-pops and an orange plastic bowl. Suckers. Well, and my rent check as well.


Lee - Nov 01, 2006 12:43:08 pm PST #9562 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Which I'm not.

Are too.

Also, a stinkyhead.


Cass - Nov 01, 2006 12:45:40 pm PST #9563 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Hmmm. A bottle of wine? A basket (I've seen cute Halloween-ish ones with bats or spiders) with some very good quality chocolate bars (like the ones from TJs or Whole Foods) and some nice candles in it?
I always suggest consumables and useables for gifts to people who already have *stuff*, nice things that they might not buy for themselves.


Amy - Nov 01, 2006 12:51:26 pm PST #9564 of 10000
Because books.

I always suggest consumables and useables for gifts to people who already have *stuff*, nice things that they might not buy for themselves.

A gift certificate to a favorite restaurant is another good choice.


Aims - Nov 01, 2006 1:02:28 pm PST #9565 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also, a stinkyhead.

Wow. Stinkyhead.

And to think you only needed TWO graduate degrees to come up with that cutting remark.

I wonder what you would call me if you had a third? A buttface?


amych - Nov 01, 2006 1:06:32 pm PST #9566 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And to think you only needed TWO graduate degrees to come up with that cutting remark.

See, this is why I so desperately need to go to library school.