Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I keep thinking it'd be a great plot point in a YA novel. A kid traveling cross country on an odd batch of gift cards. Figuring out how to use that Barnes and Noble card to get lunch, and the Gap gift card into a ride.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Gift Cards.
Better than a copy cat.
Which I'm not.
Dingbat.
I need help from the Goth community: A Goth friend of mine is getting married soon, and I can't attend the wedding, and I want to get her a wedding gift. I know she doesn't want a "thing" because she has enough stuff, especially with the merging of two Goth households. I can't spend a lot, and I can't think of a good Goth gift that isn't a "thing". Any ideas?
Hmmm. A bottle of wine? A basket (I've seen cute Halloween-ish ones with bats or spiders) with some very good quality chocolate bars (like the ones from TJs or Whole Foods) and some nice candles in it?
Happy Birthday, Ginger!
Must find unsuspecting people to foist them upon.After posting this, I realized I needed to pay my rent. Solved two issues at once. Now they have 300 Tootsie mini-pops and an orange plastic bowl. Suckers. Well, and my rent check as well.
Which I'm not.
Are too.
Also, a stinkyhead.
Hmmm. A bottle of wine? A basket (I've seen cute Halloween-ish ones with bats or spiders) with some very good quality chocolate bars (like the ones from TJs or Whole Foods) and some nice candles in it?I always suggest consumables and useables for gifts to people who already have *stuff*, nice things that they might not buy for themselves.
I always suggest consumables and useables for gifts to people who already have *stuff*, nice things that they might not buy for themselves.
A gift certificate to a favorite restaurant is another good choice.
Also, a stinkyhead.
Wow. Stinkyhead.
And to think you only needed TWO graduate degrees to come up with that cutting remark.
I wonder what you would call me if you had a third? A buttface?
And to think you only needed TWO graduate degrees to come up with that cutting remark.
See, this is why I so desperately need to go to library school.
And to think you only needed TWO graduate degrees to come up with that cutting remark.
See, this is why I so desperately need to go to library school.
Plus, then you would know the Dewey Decimal number, the Cutter number, and the LC number for Stinkyheads.