I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Aug 30, 2006 9:31:09 am PDT #930 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

"Here end the Decretals (written) by the hands of Gertrude, who was accustomed to playing with nude people."

I love this so much. New tag line.


Connie Neil - Aug 30, 2006 9:31:29 am PDT #931 of 10000
brillig

An early case of a snarky tagline.


Sparky1 - Aug 30, 2006 9:33:41 am PDT #932 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

She came out to tell me about it first, and ended with, "God, I love the 13th century!"


Connie Neil - Aug 30, 2006 9:35:03 am PDT #933 of 10000
brillig

I miss library work. But tech support is a worthy calling, too. I guess.


Katerina Bee - Aug 30, 2006 9:38:10 am PDT #934 of 10000
Herding cats for fun

Go Gertrude!


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 10:01:01 am PDT #935 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Just in case anyone was wondering, artichoke garlic hummus is the bomb-digetty.

Just in case anyone was wondering.


Jessica - Aug 30, 2006 10:01:58 am PDT #936 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I don't believe you. Please send me some so that I can verify these outrageous claims.


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 10:05:38 am PDT #937 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You like The Matrix sequels. I don't know that we can trust your judgement on the goodness vs. non-goodness of hummus in this variety.

However, because I adore you and you have kick-ass hair, I shall send you some posthaste via router.

shoves hummus into router


juliana - Aug 30, 2006 10:13:32 am PDT #938 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, look, Aimee frelled up the internet again.

fetches pita bread


beth b - Aug 30, 2006 10:14:47 am PDT #939 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Rumballs! Ihave to go take a shower before I go to work. I would rather eat rumballs and ignore work.