We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Aug 30, 2006 9:31:09 am PDT #930 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

"Here end the Decretals (written) by the hands of Gertrude, who was accustomed to playing with nude people."

I love this so much. New tag line.


Connie Neil - Aug 30, 2006 9:31:29 am PDT #931 of 10000
brillig

An early case of a snarky tagline.


Sparky1 - Aug 30, 2006 9:33:41 am PDT #932 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

She came out to tell me about it first, and ended with, "God, I love the 13th century!"


Connie Neil - Aug 30, 2006 9:35:03 am PDT #933 of 10000
brillig

I miss library work. But tech support is a worthy calling, too. I guess.


Katerina Bee - Aug 30, 2006 9:38:10 am PDT #934 of 10000
Herding cats for fun

Go Gertrude!


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 10:01:01 am PDT #935 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Just in case anyone was wondering, artichoke garlic hummus is the bomb-digetty.

Just in case anyone was wondering.


Jessica - Aug 30, 2006 10:01:58 am PDT #936 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't believe you. Please send me some so that I can verify these outrageous claims.


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 10:05:38 am PDT #937 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You like The Matrix sequels. I don't know that we can trust your judgement on the goodness vs. non-goodness of hummus in this variety.

However, because I adore you and you have kick-ass hair, I shall send you some posthaste via router.

shoves hummus into router


juliana - Aug 30, 2006 10:13:32 am PDT #938 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, look, Aimee frelled up the internet again.

fetches pita bread


beth b - Aug 30, 2006 10:14:47 am PDT #939 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Rumballs! Ihave to go take a shower before I go to work. I would rather eat rumballs and ignore work.