Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 30, 2006 9:15:42 am PDT #927 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just spent all morning (as well as the better part of the last couple weeks) trying to psych myself up to call and get the ball rolling. I got surly incompetant admninstrative staff and voicemail. I can't leave my work number or leave my cell on to take his return call... so it will be playing phone tag. And, well, just damn. Damnation and RUMBALLS!


juliana - Aug 30, 2006 9:23:26 am PDT #928 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

good or bad I will exclaim, "RUMBALLS!")

BWAH! Love.


Sparky1 - Aug 30, 2006 9:23:53 am PDT #929 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

{{Nora}} {{Sean}}

RUMBALLS! This is kind of awesome... from one of our rare MS catalogers.

Just thought I'd share today's discovery. In a late 13th century manuscript that Silvia is working on she found the following colophon at the end.

"Expliciunt decretales per manus Gerdrudis que solebat ludere cum nudis."

Essentially:

"Here end the Decretals (written) by the hands of Gertrude, who was accustomed to playing with nude people."

(Gertrude spells her name with a "d" instead of a "t" -- in case you thought that was a transcription error.)

Interestingly this scribe is a she, which is not too common...not to mention that she felt it important to mention that she used to spend her time with the disrobed!


ChiKat - Aug 30, 2006 9:31:09 am PDT #930 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

"Here end the Decretals (written) by the hands of Gertrude, who was accustomed to playing with nude people."

I love this so much. New tag line.


Connie Neil - Aug 30, 2006 9:31:29 am PDT #931 of 10000
brillig

An early case of a snarky tagline.


Sparky1 - Aug 30, 2006 9:33:41 am PDT #932 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

She came out to tell me about it first, and ended with, "God, I love the 13th century!"


Connie Neil - Aug 30, 2006 9:35:03 am PDT #933 of 10000
brillig

I miss library work. But tech support is a worthy calling, too. I guess.


Katerina Bee - Aug 30, 2006 9:38:10 am PDT #934 of 10000
Herding cats for fun

Go Gertrude!


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 10:01:01 am PDT #935 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Just in case anyone was wondering, artichoke garlic hummus is the bomb-digetty.

Just in case anyone was wondering.


Jessica - Aug 30, 2006 10:01:58 am PDT #936 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I don't believe you. Please send me some so that I can verify these outrageous claims.