I'm telling you, Cindy Does. Not. EXIST.
Nilly has met me, so have Allyson and Deb (both of whom have also talked to me on the phone, as caller and callee). The rest of the Buffistas might blow hot air up your skirts, but those are three unimpeachable witnesses.
The rest of the Buffistas might blow hot air up your skirts, but those are three unimpeachable witnesses.
I thought going up your skirt is what got you impeached in this country.
Am I the only person alive that would check the car if a friend was riding with me and then suddenly missing a wallet?
No. I'd be a little ticked, too. Although, since I don't know Sabrina, I have no way of knowing her level of commonse sense. Heaven knows, I sometimes space over the stupidest stuff.
Only a teensy bit ticked, though. Mostly just giddy.
If Nilly says Cindy exists... well, it's hard to argue with that.
Someone make me turn off Bill O'Reilly on the Oprah show before I hurt my television.
Someone make me turn off Bill O'Reilly on the Oprah show before I hurt my television.
sj, seriously, turn the channel.
TURN THE CHANNEL NOW!!!
Unless Oprah hits him, or something.
For the love of all sanity, change the channel!