Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Oct 26, 2006 10:49:07 am PDT #8807 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Ouch! Shots in toe bad. But yay for no more glass in toe. (I keep typing tow!)

I have such a bad memory that I barely remember changing the boys. I do remember Bobby destroying the pants of a customer that was bouncing him on his knee. That was fun. I did get looks at times from people, both for the diapers and the nursing, because they were so big for their ages. Oh well.


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2006 12:40:00 pm PDT #8808 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

I have nothing to add to the diaper conversation, except that one of my nephews was so lean, my sister and I used to admire the way you could get him clean with one good, quick wipe -- there were none of the usual folds of baby fat needing attention.

One of the emeritus professors just came down to the Reference Desk in search of a book cart from which the top shelf could be removed. Why? Because he's needs to mount a talking deer's head to it for a party over at the Faculty Club, of course.


Connie Neil - Oct 26, 2006 12:54:26 pm PDT #8809 of 10000
brillig

Sparky, refer him to [link] and have him look up the strips on Pimp My Bookcart.


Amy - Oct 26, 2006 12:57:51 pm PDT #8810 of 10000
Because books.

Well, what party isn't made more fun by a talking deer's head? I mean, really.


erikaj - Oct 26, 2006 1:02:31 pm PDT #8811 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Wow, is it deer-head season already? Comes earlier every year.


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2006 1:06:50 pm PDT #8812 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

I really want a talking-deer's head to mount on the Reference Desk now. It could say all the things I'd like to, but am not allowed.


Lee - Oct 26, 2006 1:13:30 pm PDT #8813 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't think deer heads are allowed to be that evil.


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2006 1:19:30 pm PDT #8814 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Okay, what animal head would be evil enough? (Besides my boss' from my previous job.)


Lee - Oct 26, 2006 1:24:18 pm PDT #8815 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hmmm...

Ninja robot?


Daisy Jane - Oct 26, 2006 1:33:09 pm PDT #8816 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I once gave my sister an inflatable moose head for her apartment.