Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Oct 19, 2006 5:36:31 am PDT #7698 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Not just that, babe. Eastern Star is a Masonic organization for women.

Cindy, the building we're in is a historic landmark--it was an Eastern Star home for women until about six years ago when the remaining 13 ladies sold it to my school. And yes, the building is haunted. Spoooooky...

But I'm still more afraid of Martha Stewart leading arts and crafts in the math lab.


SuziQ - Oct 19, 2006 5:41:20 am PDT #7699 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gronk.

So full of gronk, gronk addicts are jealous.

Mom's biopsy results won't be in until tomorrow at the earliest. She was completely maxed by the time she got home last night.

Today she gets to take the dog to the vet. He started limping yesterday and now he won't put any weight on that leg. We can't see anything causing his discomfort. Even messing with that leg doesn't get him to flinch or fuss, but he won't use it either.

Did I mention gronk? Yeah.

Steamy one nighter and books - Go Erin!!!!!


Connie Neil - Oct 19, 2006 5:43:33 am PDT #7700 of 10000
brillig

We've been cleaning out our storage shed, so for the first time in a year I've been able to see my library displayed on shelves, as God intended. I find myself in the garage staring at the bookshelves and whispering "Books!" to myself. Then I bounce and giggle. Hubby dared to use the C word.


DavidS - Oct 19, 2006 5:55:46 am PDT #7701 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Except that I'm sorry David is sick. Better-ma to you.

Thanks, Bev. I took some coma-in-cup last night and today I feel somewhat better. Though whenever I take Nyquil I wake up the next day feeling like my kidneys have been injected with industrial glue.

The Autumnweenie is chunking up nicely, gaining about 28 grams a day.


Strix - Oct 19, 2006 6:00:00 am PDT #7702 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, I can't take NyQuil. Garg.

Some boys are painting the hallway outside my classroom and the paint smell is giving me a headache. Awesome. Only 10 more hours to go!


DavidS - Oct 19, 2006 6:04:32 am PDT #7703 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, I can't take NyQuil. Garg.

Not your drug off choice?

Awesome.

I'm getting a whiff of sarcasm.

Five inches off, you say?


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2006 6:07:54 am PDT #7704 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Five inches off, you say?

You know, when you open a can of anything (not just tuna), your cat will come running, even if it's 2 counties away, up a tree?


victor infante - Oct 19, 2006 6:12:07 am PDT #7705 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

But I'm still more afraid of Martha Stewart leading arts and crafts in the math lab.

I keep reading that as "meth lab." Which would be other L.A. schools ...


DavidS - Oct 19, 2006 6:12:22 am PDT #7706 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know, when you open a can of anything (not just tuna), your cat will come running, even if it's 2 counties away, up a tree?

Oh, the indignity. Compared to a cat.


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2006 6:16:47 am PDT #7707 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You know, when you open a can of anything (not just tuna), your cat will come running, even if it's 2 counties away, up a tree?

Oh, the indignity. Compared to a cat.

Only in your unfailing ability to appear as soon as a pretty girl gets her hair cut.