I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Oct 19, 2006 5:43:33 am PDT #7700 of 10000
brillig

We've been cleaning out our storage shed, so for the first time in a year I've been able to see my library displayed on shelves, as God intended. I find myself in the garage staring at the bookshelves and whispering "Books!" to myself. Then I bounce and giggle. Hubby dared to use the C word.


DavidS - Oct 19, 2006 5:55:46 am PDT #7701 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Except that I'm sorry David is sick. Better-ma to you.

Thanks, Bev. I took some coma-in-cup last night and today I feel somewhat better. Though whenever I take Nyquil I wake up the next day feeling like my kidneys have been injected with industrial glue.

The Autumnweenie is chunking up nicely, gaining about 28 grams a day.


Strix - Oct 19, 2006 6:00:00 am PDT #7702 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, I can't take NyQuil. Garg.

Some boys are painting the hallway outside my classroom and the paint smell is giving me a headache. Awesome. Only 10 more hours to go!


DavidS - Oct 19, 2006 6:04:32 am PDT #7703 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, I can't take NyQuil. Garg.

Not your drug off choice?

Awesome.

I'm getting a whiff of sarcasm.

Five inches off, you say?


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2006 6:07:54 am PDT #7704 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Five inches off, you say?

You know, when you open a can of anything (not just tuna), your cat will come running, even if it's 2 counties away, up a tree?


victor infante - Oct 19, 2006 6:12:07 am PDT #7705 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

But I'm still more afraid of Martha Stewart leading arts and crafts in the math lab.

I keep reading that as "meth lab." Which would be other L.A. schools ...


DavidS - Oct 19, 2006 6:12:22 am PDT #7706 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know, when you open a can of anything (not just tuna), your cat will come running, even if it's 2 counties away, up a tree?

Oh, the indignity. Compared to a cat.


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2006 6:16:47 am PDT #7707 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You know, when you open a can of anything (not just tuna), your cat will come running, even if it's 2 counties away, up a tree?

Oh, the indignity. Compared to a cat.

Only in your unfailing ability to appear as soon as a pretty girl gets her hair cut.


DavidS - Oct 19, 2006 6:19:26 am PDT #7708 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Only in your unfailing ability to appear as soon as a pretty girl gets her hair cut.

Every girl is pretty when she gets her hair cut.


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2006 6:20:59 am PDT #7709 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Only in your unfailing ability to appear as soon as a pretty girl gets her hair cut.

Every girl is pretty when she gets her hair cut.

Ergo....