Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Oct 18, 2006 9:47:21 am PDT #7610 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Possibly the stupidest idea ever:

- The Independent School District of Burleson, Texas, just south of Ft. Worth is the first in the country to adopt a policy of training students to immediately fight back and use their advantage in numbers to take tactical control if a gunman enters their classroom.

But outside of Burleson, Texas safety experts are appalled at the notion of students being trained to storm a person with a weapon.

"When it comes to fighting an attacker even SWAT teams have a hard time knowing what to do. How can we expect kids to know what to do," said Ronald Stephens, executive director of National School Safety. Stephens also says the child who leads the charge is most vulnerable.

"Rushing a gunman with scissors or staplers or a book might cause a gunman to shoot that person on the spot," he said.

Browne concedes that his program of fighting back carries risk. He admits that the first student to swarm an attacker may pay with his or her life. However, he believes the risk may be worth it to save other lives.

"He won't be able to shoot the fourth, fifth, eighth, twentieth or thirtieth student," he said.

so, just don't be first, then


tommyrot - Oct 18, 2006 9:51:09 am PDT #7611 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Rushing a gunman with scissors or staplers or a book might cause a gunman to shoot that person on the spot," he said.

Kids are gonna be confused by contradictory run-with-scissors messages....

so, just don't be first, then

You go first.

I went first last time.

Liar.


P.M. Marc - Oct 18, 2006 10:12:35 am PDT #7612 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

ATTENTION, PEEPS!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Help me whip together a Zatanna costume for under $50, exclusive of shoes (have) and fishnets (picking up more shortly).

Thank you.

That is all.


Atropa - Oct 18, 2006 10:13:37 am PDT #7613 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Plei, I have a spare top hat for you. I'll bring it over on Sunday.


vw bug - Oct 18, 2006 10:13:38 am PDT #7614 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Just called Deena to bitch about having things stuck up my goolie without appropriate warning. In the background Kara asked, "What's a goolie?!"

I told Deena she was gonna have to explain it eventually. I don't think she found that helpful.


Trudy Booth - Oct 18, 2006 10:14:04 am PDT #7615 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You could name the kitty Lola.


Cashmere - Oct 18, 2006 10:15:01 am PDT #7616 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

::breathes::

BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!


SailAweigh - Oct 18, 2006 10:15:25 am PDT #7617 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

having things stuck up my goolie without appropriate warning.

Well, damn. The least they could do is kiss you first.


P.M. Marc - Oct 18, 2006 10:16:18 am PDT #7618 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Just called Deena to bitch about having things stuck up my goolie without appropriate warning. In the background Kara asked, "What's a goolie?!"

BWAH!!!

Plei, I have a spare top hat for you. I'll bring it over on Sunday.

Keen! (Assuming I don't have to randomly go to Canada, thus mucking up plans.)


Connie Neil - Oct 18, 2006 10:30:00 am PDT #7619 of 10000
brillig

Now I have kitten cravings. Damn you, Empress! My biological clock is not supposed to be fuzzy!