Just called Deena to bitch about having things stuck up my goolie without appropriate warning. In the background Kara asked, "What's a goolie?!"
BWAH!!!
Plei, I have a spare top hat for you. I'll bring it over on Sunday.
Keen! (Assuming I don't have to randomly go to Canada, thus mucking up plans.)
Now I have kitten cravings. Damn you, Empress! My biological clock is not supposed to be fuzzy!
Hello all! Thanks so much for all the good wishes - I had a great time in the States. Have skipped madly, and probably won't hav regular interbunny access for a while, but I shall be doing my bestest. Can't live without the series of tubes for very long.
Okay, what the hell, you guys? I thought Massachusetts was cool.
But these guys have banned playing tag at recess. And they're not the first.
Tag? Fucking TAG?
I have this vaguely formed idea of being the Lone Rangerette of the Apocalypse for H'ween. Mostly because I have not cowboy but kind of western style boots and a cowgirl shirt and I can borrow a cowboy hat. And then have a sort of holster with things attached to fight those pesky 4 horsemen.
Pestilence -- a bottle of hand sanitizer
Famine -- a package of TastyKakes
I can't figure out what to do for War and Death though.
A picture of George W Bush could cover both of those.
But these guys have banned playing tag at recess. And they're not the first.
Tag? Fucking TAG?
I think they just banned tag. Fucking tag is only a problem for grownups.
I can't figure out what to do for War and Death though.
Well for Death, how about:
Lifesavers
a life preserver
a bar of Lifebuoy soap
A picture of George W Bush could cover both of those.
hah! I'm trying to DEFEAT the War and the Death!
oh Frank those are all good ideas! Livesavers would work very well indeed!
I could just have a flower to stick in the gun of war. The way the hippies stopped the Vietnam war.