Gronk. I feel like I need to be steeped in a vat of very strong coffee. Caffiene by ingestion is not working.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Aug 29, 2006 7:12:02 am PDT #729 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
ChiKat - Aug 29, 2006 7:22:01 am PDT #730 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yay, Calli!!!!! Congrats!!!
Jessica - Aug 29, 2006 7:26:14 am PDT #731 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Oh, Jiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllliiiiiiiiiiii...
The high-flying ingredients in our kit include Scharffen Berger 41% milk chocolate bats; premium bat-shaped graham crackers made with whole-grain graham flour, molasses and organic honey; and plump handmade marshmallows. It all comes packaged in a box tied with orange and black paper ribbons
Frankenbuddha - Aug 29, 2006 7:29:41 am PDT #732 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Bats'mores!!! Love it!
JZ - Aug 29, 2006 7:31:12 am PDT #733 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Congratulations, Calli!
Happy birthday and a glorious year to Jen and meara!
Other than that, I got nothin' but gronk. Though I'm at least marginally better off than Emmett, who is huddled on the couch in a lump of depression over it being the last day of summer. Hec is trying to prod him into some kind of activity lest he waste his entire last day being depressed over it being the last day, but so far it isn't working.
Calli - Aug 29, 2006 7:35:05 am PDT #734 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
lest he waste his entire last day being depressed over it being the last day
Oh, lordy. 30+ years on Emmett and this is still something I'd do.
And, also, thanks!
Glamcookie - Aug 29, 2006 7:35:55 am PDT #735 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Yay Calli! Happies to meara and Jen!
Poor Emmett. I remember those days well...
Katerina Bee - Aug 29, 2006 7:37:08 am PDT #736 of 10000
Herding cats for fun
(wanders into thread, blinking in a bleary but friendly sort of way)
Tired now. Dad's 70th Birthday Party = good time had by all. The laundry is all done and my houseguests are all driving east thru Nevada even as I type. I can hardly believe I stood up in front of the guests and sang a song accompanied by a toy piano (the song was in the key of H, but sounded like L. Ba-dum-dum!)
One of many amusing moments: watching my cat Mishka following cousin John's terrier Scruffy around the house. Poor Scruffy was a little scared of him. Mishka may be the bravest cat in the world: he fears neither twins nor terriers, just the vacuum cleaner.
Also I learned how to spit fire using Everclear and a flaming torch made of rolled-up newspaper, and that Diet Coke works better for the Mentos Fountain.
Polter-Cow - Aug 29, 2006 7:44:24 am PDT #737 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Beth, that's awful. I'm so sorry for Matt and his friend's family.
Daisy Jane, I'm not sure they would all fit in my apartment. Plus, the neighbors might complain.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 29, 2006 7:48:05 am PDT #738 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, since I've been catching up:
{{{beth & matt}}}, plus -ma of any kind anyone needs.
Birthday happies to meara and JenK.
Now back to work.