Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Oct 12, 2006 7:09:34 pm PDT #7010 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Trudy!!!


Volans - Oct 12, 2006 11:34:39 pm PDT #7011 of 10000
move out and draw fire

OK, I know what I want to go as for Halloween, but not how to achieve it (cheaply). Does anyone know of anyplace I could get, or anyway I could fake, a three-piece suit like this: [link]

It's going to be dyed pink. And I will be Pink Freud.


esse - Oct 13, 2006 12:02:31 am PDT #7012 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Last night I made garlic roast chicken on a bed of roast potatoes with zucchini (or courgettes, in the parlance of this country) and 3/4ths a bottle of pinot grigio.

Needless to say, it was very good. I'm not sure whether I was more tipsy on the flavor or the wine.


sj - Oct 13, 2006 2:19:36 am PDT #7013 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gronk. I couldn't convince Teacup Guy to take a sick day today, despite him being sick. He didn't have paid sick time at his last job; I think it is going to take him a while to get used to it.


Fay - Oct 13, 2006 2:35:42 am PDT #7014 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

waves

My TA will be whisked off on a school trip in November, as an extra adult to go along with the Year 5 & 6 kids, with our Canadian TallBlondNot!RodneyMcKay guy and the Annoying Guy. Apparently last year they went to the jungle, hiking. This year they're going up to Chang Mai, which is Thailand's other big city (although wee compared to Bangkok, natch).

Jungle.

One of the parents whose child went on the trip last year is very ... reluctant... to let their son go on the trip. Apparently she's been coming in complaining about it every day, even though her husband's okayed it.

Apparently her son, last year, returned from the jungle trip with a leech in his underpants.

(I translate for the USAians, lest anyone assume that by pants I mean trousers).

In his PANTS.

A LEECH.

She brought said underwear into school, still stained, and waved it at the headmistress. Apparently.

A leech. In his pants.

shakes head.

...back in the UK, I feel reasonably sure that returning from the class trip with a leech in your underwear is not an everyday occurance.

Year 3 are off on a 3 day boat trip, but parents are worrying about safety because of the floods. Year 4 went to a Snake Farm.

...I'm thinking Starbucks would be a great place to take Year 2 for a class trip. Or, you know, maybe the cinema. Yeah. Something sans bloodthirsty death. Call me crazy.

A leech. In his pants.


esse - Oct 13, 2006 2:58:32 am PDT #7015 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

the unexpected hazards of the job.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 13, 2006 3:31:50 am PDT #7016 of 10000
What is even happening?

Usually, only wicked step-mothers take 4 and 5 year olds for jungle hikes. I kind of don't blame the mother. I might not send my 5 or 6 year old to a big city. Is it an overnight trip or justa day trip, Fay?


Nora Deirdre - Oct 13, 2006 3:43:32 am PDT #7017 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Tom is home nursing a proto cold because we have a wedding this weekend and he CANNOT BE SICK. And neither can I. It's the wedding of one of my oldest and bestest friends. It's relatively near by (in CT), and should be a lot of fun.


Amy - Oct 13, 2006 3:50:14 am PDT #7018 of 10000
Because books.

Happy, happy birthday to Cashmere, with cake! Hope this is a wonderful year for you.


sj - Oct 13, 2006 3:53:55 am PDT #7019 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Cashmere!!! I hope you have a good day!