You Will Be Broke And Renting Until The Day You Die
And the b-side
You'll Be Too Broke To Rent and Die In A Box Under An Over-pass
Rather than the Velveteen Rabbit, I seem to have a Velveteen Cat, except he's already Real--I think. He breathes and meows and follows me around, but he's also wearing off his fur in patches and he looks Very Loved.
You Will Be Broke And Renting Until The Day You Die
I know that one and the B side: Why Didn't You Buy A Condo When You Were Younger and They Were Cheap Instead Of Wasting Your Money?
We will not discuss the huge, HUGE issues I have with The Velveteen Rabbit.
Once, while we were in B&N or Borders, Pete found a gorgeously illustrated kid's book with a very cute bunny on the cover. He showed it to me, and then became very alarmed when I started tearing up.
"What?! It's a cute bunny! I thought you'd like to see it."
"It's the Velveteen Rabbit! It's the saddest book in the universe! Haven't you ever read it?"
"No."
I tried to explain the story to him, and he had me stop because I was about to burst into tears.
The Reason You Look Ugly In Photos Is Because You Are Ugly
Oh, I know that one too.
The Reason You Look Ugly In Photos Is Because You Are Ugly
With the chorus
What, you didn't know you were that fat?
All Your Friends Think You're A Failure But Are Too Nice To Tell You
Oh, god. That's a BIG one here. BIG.
I have been using "good enough" to get me through my school panic this time around, with the occasional, "not good enough but at least it is done". I will be using "good enough" for dinner tonight, because there is no way it will be perfect.
All Your Friends Think You're A Failure But Are Too Nice To Tell You
Or, in my case, "All Your Friends Think You're Annoying But Are Too Nice To Tell You."
The Reason You Look Ugly In Photos Is Because You Are Ugly
::makes out with Scrappy::
So, back in the land of cognitive therapy. What methods do folks use to turn off their tapes? What scripts do you refer to? What alerts you that you're hearing a tape? How do you get beyond it?
Nice Boy not only likes carrots, TB is doing constant carrot recipe searches to find more things he might like.
I know all those songs, plus, "And what if you don't like this job, either? You'll never be happy in a job, will you?"
Reason #563 why I love my neighborhood:
I just picked up the Fall Cold Special (TM): fresh apple cider at the market, homemade chicken barley soup with bread at the bread shop, and cough syrup with codeine at the pharmacy.
Life is good. Or would be if this code would go away!