We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Oct 06, 2006 9:47:51 am PDT #6366 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yes, He's Eventually Going to Leave Because You're Driving Him Away

Clovis would never leave you.


Atropa - Oct 06, 2006 9:51:00 am PDT #6367 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Clovis would never leave you.

There are days (thankfully, not very often), where holding Clovis and remembering that he will never leave is the only way to stop the Insecurity Demons. We will not discuss the huge, HUGE issues I have with The Velveteen Rabbit.


Amy - Oct 06, 2006 9:53:16 am PDT #6368 of 10000
Because books.

the all-time sing-along favorite of Someday They'll Figure Out You're a Big Fake (You're Not That Smart)

I have the original copy of that! On 45!

It's my most-played (constantly running, actually) tape, outside of ones that have to do with parenting. My old boss/mentor used to call it the fear of Being Found Out, and he pegged me as scared of it from the minute we met.


Scrappy - Oct 06, 2006 9:53:25 am PDT #6369 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I know those tunes, Jilli! Along with All Your Friends Think You're A Failure But Are Too Nice To Tell You and The Reason You Look Ugly In Photos Is Because You Are Ugly and You Will Be Broke And Renting Until The Day You Die


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2006 9:53:36 am PDT #6370 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

We will not discuss the huge, HUGE issues I have with The Velveteen Rabbit.

I'm right there with you.


Amy - Oct 06, 2006 9:54:19 am PDT #6371 of 10000
Because books.

You Will Be Broke And Renting Until The Day You Die

I have that one, too!

We need to make a ginormous mix CD -- and then have a ritual stomping/burning ceremony.


Connie Neil - Oct 06, 2006 9:57:45 am PDT #6372 of 10000
brillig

You Will Be Broke And Renting Until The Day You Die

And the b-side You'll Be Too Broke To Rent and Die In A Box Under An Over-pass

Rather than the Velveteen Rabbit, I seem to have a Velveteen Cat, except he's already Real--I think. He breathes and meows and follows me around, but he's also wearing off his fur in patches and he looks Very Loved.


sj - Oct 06, 2006 10:01:06 am PDT #6373 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

You Will Be Broke And Renting Until The Day You Die

I know that one and the B side: Why Didn't You Buy A Condo When You Were Younger and They Were Cheap Instead Of Wasting Your Money?


Atropa - Oct 06, 2006 10:01:17 am PDT #6374 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

We will not discuss the huge, HUGE issues I have with The Velveteen Rabbit.

Once, while we were in B&N or Borders, Pete found a gorgeously illustrated kid's book with a very cute bunny on the cover. He showed it to me, and then became very alarmed when I started tearing up.

"What?! It's a cute bunny! I thought you'd like to see it."

"It's the Velveteen Rabbit! It's the saddest book in the universe! Haven't you ever read it?"

"No."

I tried to explain the story to him, and he had me stop because I was about to burst into tears.

The Reason You Look Ugly In Photos Is Because You Are Ugly

Oh, I know that one too.


Connie Neil - Oct 06, 2006 10:04:30 am PDT #6375 of 10000
brillig

The Reason You Look Ugly In Photos Is Because You Are Ugly

With the chorus What, you didn't know you were that fat?