I think its on a greatest hits collection I have! There's also No One Will Ever Love Me For Me, I'm Too Fat To Ever Be Considered Attractive, and I Wasted My Twenties And I'm A Failure !
I have a slightly different edition:
Why Does He Love Me?, My body Is A Mess, I Am Never Going to Be Able to Accomplish Anything, and I Have Wasted My Life.
I also have
One Day Everyone In My Life Is Going To Figure Out I Am Not Worth The Trouble
OMG! I just went to the bathroom and left Toto curled up on the couch. When I came back out, he was on his hind legs slurping MY COFFEE!
So that's how he stays so chipper and personable. We should try this coffee stuff on Teppy and Ple.
Very funny, Big Daddy.
I am sorry to hear that so many people have these awful tapes, but it is nice to know I am not alone.
ION, I figured out what I forgot on my shopping list: bread. Must go to the market now.
The one that goes, "You slept late today. Therefore, you are worthless, have never been good for anything, and will never accomplish anything" for an example.
Oooooh, I've got that one! It's got a terrible beat, and you can't dance to it.
When I start repeating my tape phrases to my analyst, he points out to me that I'm just doing it to avoid talking about the actual issues.
I have a slightly different edition:
Ooooh! Volume II! I heard that was out now.
When I start repeating my tape phrases to my analyst, he points out to me that I'm just doing it to avoid talking about the actual issues.
Those G-D therapists and their actual POINTS.
(Mine says this, too.)
Crap, I'm meant to be doing something with my twenties? Well I say I'm just gonna waste them to make you all feel better. Yes, to make you all feel better...
he points out to me that I'm just doing it to avoid talking about the actual issues.
Huh. That's interesting.
My therapist knows I'm avoiding issues when I start joking about her not knowing what a corndog is.