Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Aug 28, 2006 3:59:22 pm PDT #628 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am going to get drunk now. See yall later.

You should totally be getting drunk with me.

Turn signals aren't considered a sign of aggression. They're considered a sign of weakness.


Strix - Aug 28, 2006 4:05:52 pm PDT #629 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Welcome, SExM! (You already have a dirty acronym! Yeah!)

Favorite sound cue made as yet: The sound of Johann Kuhnau, Bach's predecessor at the Thomaskirche, having a stroke and collapsing dead into his organ keyboard, while playing his rather flashy 4th Biblical Sonata. Not just the basic dog barks and doorbells.

I want a .wav of that for powerpoint. I have no idea how I'll work it into my lectures, but I have confidence in myself.

vw, are you fucking KIDDING? I saw the pix, and I would be out for blood. No, money. No, money dripping with the blood of the landlords' eviseration. That's ridiculous.

Jars, congrats!!


quester - Aug 28, 2006 4:25:19 pm PDT #630 of 10000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I was watching Prison Break, but I'm having short term memory problems. What was happening when you came in?


Sean K - Aug 28, 2006 4:38:12 pm PDT #631 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

GRONK! Apparently, taking care of someone who is ill (and, of course, being ill) is EXHAUSTING! S and I both went down for naps today, and I'm still verra tired.


vw bug - Aug 28, 2006 4:47:14 pm PDT #632 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Oh, goodness. This is such a god awful show.


SonusExMachina - Aug 28, 2006 4:50:58 pm PDT #633 of 10000
BOOK: "River..? Please, why don't you come on out..." RIVER: "No. Can't. Too much hair." - 'Jaynestown'

Welcome, SExM! (You already have a dirty acronym! Yeah!)

I'm actually quite happy with this turn of events. And yes, I did read the description of this particular thread. Which is, indeed, why I am here, among other reasons...

I want a .wav of that for powerpoint. I have no idea how I'll work it into my lectures, but I have confidence in myself.

Here ya go: Death of Johann Kuhnau, at the keys of the organ at Thomaskirche, Leipzig, Germany in 1722.

(WARNING!! ^The above link is a sound file!^)

(Note: I have no idea if Kuhnau actually died in this manner; this is his death as imagined by myself, the director, and playwright, as heard from another room.)


brenda m - Aug 28, 2006 5:04:23 pm PDT #634 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Neat. Though I have to admit I was picturing something with more of a crash/bang effect, like that dude on Sesame Street.


Gris - Aug 28, 2006 5:15:14 pm PDT #635 of 10000
Hey. New board.

Gris, man, you are me. Except possibly a better girl.

I can think of worse people to be.

Go Calli on the jobbin'!

And P-C, for similar but not identical reasons!

Welcome SexM!

I want a dirty acronym. t pouts


Strix - Aug 28, 2006 5:18:35 pm PDT #636 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I want a .wav of that for powerpoint. I have no idea how I'll work it into my lectures, but I have confidence in myself

I was joking, but...cool! Hmm. I think I could work it into a lecture on lit terms -- climax!! And....denoument.

I want a dirty acronym.

I think of you as "Grease." Kinda like Astroglide, just with more street cred.


aurelia - Aug 28, 2006 5:22:41 pm PDT #637 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Your name is too short for an acronym. You could hold out hope that your name will be verbed.