In the middle of the night, mom's first night home, our dumb dog (Lee can affirm this fact) brought mom a bagel. No teeth marks. No slobber. Just - here, have a bagel.
More animal WTF.
Glory ,'Potential'
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In the middle of the night, mom's first night home, our dumb dog (Lee can affirm this fact) brought mom a bagel. No teeth marks. No slobber. Just - here, have a bagel.
More animal WTF.
Bagels are good. And love apparently...
Kittenish m'rowed at me for drugs. Junkie Cat's been shot. She didn't want food. I am going to skin her if she wakes me again before 10. Or, you know, grumble, feed her and stumble back towards where the pillows live.
Oh, from a previous Bitchly meara:
Did anyone else read PS I Love You? The main character was a girl who wanted to be a romance novelist, and she, her sister, and her Mom went to do some house sitting in Palm Springs. Where she met a guy and there was romance! and turmoil!askye, dude, I did. I am still trying to repress it but that book refuses to be denied. Though I can no longer recall the name of the guy who dies. Initials were PS though...
I swear it is because I grew up so close to Palm Springs... Oh damn do I hope that is why at least...
Do we have anything stronger than bleach around here? My brain is all discolored and icky.
vw, that is too funny.
I took today off work for my birthday. Now, my daughter is over here making breakfast for me. And she brought me flowers. I lurves my daughter. Oh! And she said she's going to be playing jammer on her roller derby team this year. So, now she's playing all three positions: blocker, pivot and jammer. So. cool.
I have managed to make tea without burning myself or causing any other major disasters. Go me!
I am having Teacup Guy's father and step-mother over for dinner tonight. I need to get moving soon, go to the market cook, etc. Please don't let this be a complete disaster.
Happy, happy, happy birthday, Sail! With cake and all kinds of good wishes for the year to come!
::throws glitter and blows up balloons::
Happy Birthday, SailAweigh!
Toto is so very cute!
Happy Birthday Sail!!!
Happy Birthday SailAweigh! Yay for flowers and breakfast!
meara ~ma!!
I haven't been around much lately but to prove I skimmed rather than skipped, I'll tell you about how I got all excited about a link Vortex posted for a Halloweentown snowglobe. My heart started beating faster as I clicked on the link because - snowglobes are cool, Halloween is the bestest holiday ever and I couldn't love Jack and Zero more even if they were coated in smooth milk chocolate.
I was only a little heartbroken when I saw that it was a snowglobe I already own, but now I'm curious about which snowglobe Jilli owns. Jilli?
In the middle of the night, mom's first night home, our dumb dog (Lee can affirm this fact) brought mom a bagel. No teeth marks. No slobber. Just - here, have a bagel.
Awww! That's the sweetest thing I've heard today. Maybe this week. Aw.
CRAP!
I said it in LJ and came over here to say it again and then I got all side-tracked by links and stuff.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAIL!!!