Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
1) I heart Emily
2) I heart JZ
beyond the telling of it
3) Som Tham is still unspeakably yummy
4) My little Year 2 (Grade 1) whizzkid continues to impress me with his spicy brains. Having made his mark on day one of the school year by writing a VAST list of words including things like
elephant
and
atmosphere
when I asked everyone to write down any words they could spell, and having written 1 + 1 = 2, 2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 16 + 16 = 32
and continued merrily doubling well into four digit numbers
when I asked them to write down any sums they could do, today his response to the question "so what have we learnt about what plants need?" (I'm looking for 'water', 'sunlight', 'soil', that kind of thing) is to launch into telling me all about how they make carbon dioxide, and how their leaves make food using chlorophyll and sunlight. I fucking
love
this kid. He's slightly taller than my knee. It's like teaching Roald Dahl's Matilda, if Matilda were a pleasantly rounded tiny wee Thai boy with THE cutest accent you have ever heard in your entire life.
Bless my kids.
eta
...sorry, that sounds a bit mememe and crap of me coming hot on the heels of Emily's difficulties. I have ENORMOUS respect for what Emily's doing, and for her guts and spicy brains. But apparently I'm very easily distracted and self-involved, because my brain skittered over to my own wee monsters almost immediately. And they're so bloody CUTE, damn it.
Fay! We had the Supernatural premiere today!
Oh, and today our math coach made me cry. So that was fun too.
Fay, my father (he of the Cairo trips) will be traveling through Bangkok soon (apparently having decided that one shouldn't let 40 years go by without a trip to Thailand), and this just seems like TOO much of a coincidence. So tell me what small token you want brought to you from the United States, and I shall commission my father to get it to you, because clearly some sort of offering should be made to the gods of coincidence to show that we've noticed.
Matilda is adorable!!!! As is her mama!!!
I mean, the parents care a lot. But they also work a lot, and they rely on their kids to keep them informed, and I think in some cases the kids just didn't tell the parents.
That was me in school. Though not because I didn't want her to go, I'm sure most of them would have said some flattering, or if not, at least helpful things. I just always forgot.
I'm planning on going to Budapest next year with a friend. I've started researching, but I really need to get a passport. I almost got a free trip to NY next weekend, but that trip might be on hold. I mention this because my trip to Vegas was my first ever somewhere without family or in driving distance.
Wait, I lie, I went to the Bahamas once with my dad.
...sorry, that sounds a bit mememe and crap of me coming hot on the heels of Emily's difficulties.
What? No! Ridiculousness! There is no possible reason you should refrain from telling your here-is-one-of-the-glories-of-teaching story just because I gave a here-is-why-teaching-sucks-big-donkey-balls sermon!
There is no possible reason you should refrain from telling your here-is-one-of-the-glories-of-teaching story just because I gave a here-is-why-teaching-sucks-big-donkey-balls sermon!
Every single prospective teacher should get this tattooed somewhere on his or her body.
It's a bit wordy.
Oh oh oh, I have to share -- one of my students today told me to "get off [her] nuts." I responded with the ever-classic "excuse me?" and she quickly amended her statement.
Fay! We had the Supernatural premiere today!
ENVYENVYENVYENVYENVY!!! Ngah! And I want
Numb3rs
more than I can say.
weeps
Fay, my father (he of the Cairo trips) will be traveling through Bangkok soon (apparently having decided that one shouldn't let 40 years go by without a trip to Thailand), and this just seems like TOO much of a coincidence. So tell me what small token you want brought to you from the United States, and I shall commission my father to get it to you, because clearly some sort of offering should be made to the gods of coincidence to show that we've noticed.
FanTAStic!
Johnny Depp springs to mind. But that's probably not going to happen, is it? Um. Bangkok pretty much HAS everything, really...um...I mean we even have gazillions of
Starbucks
and
Dairy Queens
and
Seven Elevens
and all that...hmm
I have consulted with Khun Bun, my Teaching Assistant, and we can't actually think of anything. But I
would
be delighted to whisk him off out for dinner, if he's so inclined. That would be cool.
Meanwhile, I bought Season 1 of
Bones
and of
Prison Break
yesterday. Can anyone recommend
One Tree Hill
or
Ghost Whisperer
or anything else?
I'm awake.
I slept, for those of you playing the home game.
I've got 5 more pages to fill on this ass-fucking pantsy bollocking paper (name to be amended at will).
And about 6 hours till I have to be child-ready
The paper needs to be mailed today.
Good morning, nightshift!