No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Sep 22, 2006 10:05:45 am PDT #4339 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Nora, that's great. I had a good friend stay with me for a month, and by the end of it, I was near a seething rage. He tried so hard to be accomodating, he practially was never there. OTOH, he never cleaned or anything like that. I didn't make my expectations clear, and I suffered for it.

We're still friends, largely I think becuase I wrote him a letter that expressed all of my anger, and mailed it, so I felt better. It came back insufficient postage or some crap. He never got it, but I felt better having written it down. Fate looking out, I guess


Glamcookie - Sep 22, 2006 10:06:12 am PDT #4340 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

or o-la-la I love my body and I'm not afraid to use it skimpy clothes

This one. She looks pretty athletic and there is a bike shop across the street. Why she'd need to be in there daily for 20 minutes is a mystery, though...

I bought my niece the stuff for her Hello Kitty costume after checking in with bro/SIL. I also came across something that had to be bought for the wee nephew as well (though they're planning on reusing the pumpkin costume I bought for B when she was a baby): [link]


JZ - Sep 22, 2006 10:08:46 am PDT #4341 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It is the most painful ... not sport exactly...not dance either...circus art?

Circus art works for me. And, damn, what a completely excellent birthday present! But also painful. Not that I've ever come anywhere near doing it, just seen trapeze workers prepping for performance and watched a documentary on circus artists, and it looks to be even hurtier and more prideful-about-wounded-and-misshapen-body-parts than ballet.

Also, not fair! How come you're bogarting all the cool bangs, cool glasses, in-a-bandness, hosen, and now trapeze work? What's left for the rest of the Bitches?


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2006 10:08:47 am PDT #4342 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She looks pretty athletic and there is a bike shop across the street. Why she'd need to be in there daily for 20 minutes is a mystery, though...

She's a massage therapist?


Pix - Sep 22, 2006 10:10:09 am PDT #4343 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Speaking of babies...

One of my friends just used the Create Your Own Motivation Poster tool to make this of his daughter. I'm dying.


Amy - Sep 22, 2006 10:12:18 am PDT #4344 of 10000
Because books.

One of my friends just used the Create Your Own Motivation Poster tool to make this of his daughter. I'm dying.

Bwah! Okay, I have to make one of these.


Glamcookie - Sep 22, 2006 10:12:40 am PDT #4345 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

AHHH!! OMGdeadfromthecute!


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 10:15:47 am PDT #4346 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

Here's Em's.


Pix - Sep 22, 2006 10:17:51 am PDT #4347 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

And another of Em's: [link]


Pix - Sep 22, 2006 10:26:53 am PDT #4348 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

I promise to stop inflicting these on you, but I had to share one more: Deviance.