It is the most painful ... not sport exactly...not dance either...circus art?

Circus art works for me. And, damn, what a completely excellent birthday present! But also painful. Not that I've ever come anywhere near doing it, just seen trapeze workers prepping for performance and watched a documentary on circus artists, and it looks to be even hurtier and more prideful-about-wounded-and-misshapen-body-parts than ballet.

Also, not fair! How come you're bogarting all the cool bangs, cool glasses, in-a-bandness, hosen, and now trapeze work? What's left for the rest of the Bitches?

She looks pretty athletic and there is a bike shop across the street. Why she'd need to be in there daily for 20 minutes is a mystery, though...

She's a massage therapist?

Speaking of babies...

One of my friends just used the Create Your Own Motivation Poster tool to make this of his daughter. I'm dying.

One of my friends just used the Create Your Own Motivation Poster tool to make this of his daughter. I'm dying.

Bwah! Okay, I have to make one of these.

AHHH!! OMGdeadfromthecute!

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Here's Em's.

And another of Em's: [link]

I promise to stop inflicting these on you, but I had to share one more: Deviance.

Nora, what everyone else said. Way, WAY better to get this out in the open ASAP.

These are fun! Here's a nephew one: [link]