Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Sep 22, 2006 7:24:01 am PDT #4299 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Oh dear. I just vanity googled since I hadn't done it in awhile. Apart from the usual evangelical singer, track star, porn star, and lawyer Kristin Taylors out there, there's apparently now one writing bad online fantasy: Kill me now. These people need to stop abusing my name!


DavidS - Sep 22, 2006 7:27:06 am PDT #4300 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Scrolling through the TiVo descriptions this morning, JZ and I spotted the western Savage Pampas set in Argentina. There was a gaucho gang. I suspect that it is Aimee's destiny to join a gaucho gang in the savage pampas. First Joe will have to teach her how to throw a bolo. Then there's the knife fights.


Polter-Cow - Sep 22, 2006 7:28:12 am PDT #4301 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

When I grow up, I want to be a brilliant but amoral wizard.


JZ - Sep 22, 2006 7:29:25 am PDT #4302 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The skritches were very very very good.

Alas, we have no camera and thus no bellyshots.

Aims, how long are you in SF? Leaving Sunday, or staying till Monday morning? Um, just asking. No reason.


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 7:31:11 am PDT #4303 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aims, how long are you in SF? Leaving Sunday, or staying till Monday morning? Um, just asking. No reason.

Sunday evening. And I have a giftie for you, as well. No reason.


Pix - Sep 22, 2006 7:31:45 am PDT #4304 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

In the "sentences that should never have been written" category, may I present to you this:

Meanwhile, a nearby druid, Merrick Al’Tranga, senses a disturbance in the balance of nature.


Steph L. - Sep 22, 2006 7:34:16 am PDT #4305 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In the "sentences that should never have been written" category, may I present to you this:

Meanwhile, a nearby druid, Merrick Al’Tranga, senses a disturbance in the balance of nature.

That sentence is a thing of beauty! Y'know, in the way that retro kitsch is a thing of beauty. Like Miss Yvonne on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 7:34:18 am PDT #4306 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It should be COMMed with Aimee's comeback, too.

YEAH


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2006 7:35:05 am PDT #4307 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In the "sentences that should never have been written" category, may I present to you this:

Cracking up here....

Was that written by your doppelgänger?


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 7:36:22 am PDT #4308 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That's what she is "saying". I'm convinced it's all a ruse and she's using her own name as a pseud and trying to get feedback.