Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Sep 22, 2006 7:28:12 am PDT #4301 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

When I grow up, I want to be a brilliant but amoral wizard.


JZ - Sep 22, 2006 7:29:25 am PDT #4302 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The skritches were very very very good.

Alas, we have no camera and thus no bellyshots.

Aims, how long are you in SF? Leaving Sunday, or staying till Monday morning? Um, just asking. No reason.


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 7:31:11 am PDT #4303 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aims, how long are you in SF? Leaving Sunday, or staying till Monday morning? Um, just asking. No reason.

Sunday evening. And I have a giftie for you, as well. No reason.


Pix - Sep 22, 2006 7:31:45 am PDT #4304 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

In the "sentences that should never have been written" category, may I present to you this:

Meanwhile, a nearby druid, Merrick Al’Tranga, senses a disturbance in the balance of nature.


Steph L. - Sep 22, 2006 7:34:16 am PDT #4305 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In the "sentences that should never have been written" category, may I present to you this:

Meanwhile, a nearby druid, Merrick Al’Tranga, senses a disturbance in the balance of nature.

That sentence is a thing of beauty! Y'know, in the way that retro kitsch is a thing of beauty. Like Miss Yvonne on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 7:34:18 am PDT #4306 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It should be COMMed with Aimee's comeback, too.

YEAH


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2006 7:35:05 am PDT #4307 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In the "sentences that should never have been written" category, may I present to you this:

Cracking up here....

Was that written by your doppelgänger?


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 7:36:22 am PDT #4308 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That's what she is "saying". I'm convinced it's all a ruse and she's using her own name as a pseud and trying to get feedback.


JZ - Sep 22, 2006 7:37:57 am PDT #4309 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Sunday evening.

Aw, phooey. I just found out that some friends will be performing sea shanties (eta: or chanteys; I've actually seen reasonably authentic pirate-song people spell it both ways) at a pub downtown on Sunday evening.

And I have a giftie for you, as well.

Eeee! Gifties! I would bouncebouncebounce, except it's not really advised in my present condition.

Oy, Kristin, that sentence is positively literarily sinful, and not in any kind of fun way.


Pix - Sep 22, 2006 7:38:40 am PDT #4310 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

That's what she is "saying". I'm convinced it's all a ruse and she's using her own name as a pseud and trying to get feedback.

So. Mean.