House has already used maggots
I've missed the maggots! Off to the DVDs.
I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll-- All done.
Willow ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Sep 13, 2006 12:42:14 pm PDT #3071 of 10000
brillig
tommyrot - Sep 13, 2006 12:50:28 pm PDT #3072 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Leeches are approved by the FDA
About 13 or so years ago, a friend of mine lost a few fingers in an accident. At one point they had him use leeches. The deal was that blood was reaching the injured parts of his hand, but was not being returned into his circulatory sysytem due to damage to the veins. By having leeches suck the blood away, it allowed fresh oxygenated blood to continue to reach the injured areas.
lemme know if I should whitefont that....
Trudy Booth - Sep 13, 2006 12:52:12 pm PDT #3073 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Leeches I could do because they go away. Maggots stay inside of you forever and ever. I KNOW they die... on an intellectual level... FTR, if they ever need to stick maggots in me to save my life LIE TO ME FOREVER and say they did not.
libkitty - Sep 13, 2006 12:59:30 pm PDT #3074 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Clearly, my ploy to reduce the ick factor here has failed.
Typo Boy - Sep 13, 2006 12:59:54 pm PDT #3075 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
sj - Sep 13, 2006 2:05:03 pm PDT #3076 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Question: When you go to a friend's house and there is no room to park in their driveway, do you think to yourself, "Oh, no problem; I'll just park in their neighbor's driveway. They're not home anyway." Because, I just came home to not one but two of my neighbor's cars in my driveway. Neighbor lady then came out and said, "Do you want me to have them move them?" as I was dragging my groceries down the street and up my driveway. I refrained from say, "WTF! Of course I want you to have them move them" and just said, "yes" and refused to look at her.
§ ita § - Sep 13, 2006 2:07:50 pm PDT #3077 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sj, you should make it clear that they are never to do that again.
sj - Sep 13, 2006 2:09:58 pm PDT #3078 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
sj, you should make it clear that they are never to do that again.
I think Teacup Guy's death stare as he pulled up shortly after me, pretty much made that clear. They did say they would tell their "meeting" to to park on the street from now on. Next time it happens, I'm having them towed. Right now my brain is still trying to figure out who the fuck does that.
Connie Neil - Sep 13, 2006 2:21:21 pm PDT #3079 of 10000
brillig
Those are terrific statues!
Parking in my old neighborhood was insane. People would block our driveway all the time and try to say "Well, it's not a real driveway, because it's not paved all the way out to the street!" The policemen we always called were not amused--especially when they used the "not a real driveway!" when my car was parked there.
Cashmere - Sep 13, 2006 2:22:59 pm PDT #3080 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Right now my brain is still trying to figure out who the fuck does that.
Rude fucking people who've been raised by car-driving wolves.