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'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Sep 12, 2006 8:27:02 am PDT #2788 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Wish I had the cupcakes, Deena. Missed Ink of Tep, too. Wow, bt and Wallybee. Best of luck.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2006 8:30:30 am PDT #2789 of 10000
What is even happening?

Calli's got a cutiehead. Calli's got a cutiehead. Cutiehead Kayak-er. Callie's got a cutiehead.

Yeah. I don't know what that was all about, either. It was like the unintentional rhyming at vw, early in the morning. It wouldn't stop.

Me: Em, what does a cow say?
Em: Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Me: Em, what does a sheep say?
Em: Sheep! Sheep! Sheep!
Me: Em, what does a bear say?
Em: Beeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

This killed me ded. I know it's wrong that I don't want her to learn the real words, because this won't always be cute. I mean, when she's older, it would be the opposite of cute, but I just love it.

When Chris was Em's age, he said "Wow," for water. My friend Julie (she used to post here, sometimes) said given the importance of water, he was totally right.

Ok. Veronica Mars is over. Someone tell me to get my ass in the shower and not start another episode.

You know, I almost told you to shower first, because the show sucks you in, sometimes. You're a big girl. You'll do what you have to do. Any word on your mom yet, vw?

When my sister was Em's age she discovered the wondrous fact that an orange is ORANGE. She stared at the thing saying "orange ORANGE! Orange ORANGE!!!!!" For the rest of the day she ran around showing it to people "ORANGE ORANGE !"

That's so cute, Trudy. When Ben was about 3, we were still trying to be good parents. One night, I went to give him an orange after dinner, instead of a sweet. He was indignant. "That's not dessert! That's an orange! Oranges are orange! Dessert is BROWN!"


vw bug - Sep 12, 2006 8:30:55 am PDT #2790 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Ok. Showered. Little bit till I have to leave.


vw bug - Sep 12, 2006 8:33:11 am PDT #2791 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Any word on your mom yet, vw?

Dad sent an e-mail right after she went into surgery (blackberry's are wonderful!). They expect the surgery to last three hours. So, I'll call right before I go into therapy. She should be out by then.

I'll try to post an update from dad's Blackberry after I know something.


Calli - Sep 12, 2006 8:33:24 am PDT #2792 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

"That's not dessert! That's an orange! Oranges are orange! Dessert is BROWN!"

Ben is wise, right, and other things that mean I totally agree with him. Except in the case of cherry pie, whereupon dessert is red.


Tom Scola - Sep 12, 2006 8:34:27 am PDT #2793 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Me: Em, what does a cow say?
Em: Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Me: Em, what does a sheep say?
Em: Sheep! Sheep! Sheep!
Me: Em, what does a bear say?
Em: Beeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

She thinks all animals are Pokemon!


Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2006 8:34:49 am PDT #2794 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dessert is BROWN!"

I'll have to tell Orange ORANGE sister that (she just got back from her honeymoon).


Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2006 8:36:02 am PDT #2795 of 10000
What is even happening?

Well, red's more in the brown family than the orange color of oranges, and the pie crust color is definitely in the brown family, so I think Ben would approve, even if he wouldn't want the cherry pie. No one in my house would want it, but me, but that doesn't stop me from making it, with latticework, and not the cheaty kind.


erikaj - Sep 12, 2006 8:37:59 am PDT #2796 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Nobody in your house would want cherry pie? (boggled) Why not? Cherry pie is my favorite pie.


Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2006 8:38:40 am PDT #2797 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

She thinks all animals are Pokemon!

Pwned!