I can do (and have done, once for a class of 60) How To Speak Elizabethan English -- not specially useful but fun, and does manage to make some oddly metered lines, non-rhyming rhymes, and incomprehensible puns in Shakespeare suddenly make sense. Also, How To Thrift, Ross, And eBay Yourself Into A Vaguely Vintage Wardrobe On The Cheap.
I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Sep 10, 2006 8:22:04 am PDT #2455 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jars - Sep 10, 2006 8:22:57 am PDT #2456 of 10000
Can I get Digging Big Holes 101 and Advanced Procrastination?
I don't think I've ever taught anything... I did coach 5th class hockey for a year. But I wasn't a very good coach.
Connie Neil - Sep 10, 2006 8:24:10 am PDT #2457 of 10000
brillig
Digging Big Holes 101
"I can't wait to tell all my friends, no one else has that big a hole."
Sean K - Sep 10, 2006 8:53:23 am PDT #2458 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hmm. I think my seminars would have to be "How to Properly Run a D&D Game," "How to Prepare for a D&D Session," and "How to Work for ND."
DCJensen - Sep 10, 2006 8:56:31 am PDT #2459 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
l;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lo
DCJensen - Sep 10, 2006 8:57:25 am PDT #2460 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
That was Harvey.
DCJensen - Sep 10, 2006 9:05:36 am PDT #2461 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
ION, I just had a late late breakfast of four slices of french toast.
I started with four eggs, added vanilla, maple extract (actually Mapleine), low-cal sweetener, and a dash of milk. Meanhile, I prepared the skillet, by heating it and slathering in fresh butter. For bread I used four slices of low-carb italian bread (8 g carb per slice!)
After the butter was slightly tinged I slid in two of the sodden slices at a time, and fried to a golden brown.
When done I slapped on more butter and added some Smuckers sugar free breakfast syrup.
I just finished, AIFG!
Meanwile, cardiologists everywhere are quietly tch-ing.
heh
Volans - Sep 10, 2006 9:11:05 am PDT #2462 of 10000
move out and draw fire
"How to Prepare for a D&D Session,"
Can you run this for my gamers? They seem to feel no preparation is necessary.
esse - Sep 10, 2006 9:33:46 am PDT #2463 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Very belated - SA, don't they have Dr Pepper in Ireland? We have it in the UK. Not as widespread as Coke or 7 Up, but it's definitely out there. Keep looking? Dr Pepper-ma to you?
I have looked in every newsagent I come across, to no avail, as well as vending machines and supermarkets. I don't believe it is to be found. Woe!
and How To Identify Which Country You Are In Today (team-taught by us, Fay, SA, and meara, with guest lectures).
Love this! Rotating lectures complete with Google Earth and cuisine of course. I'll also sign up for How to Support Your Addiction: Finding Internet in the Most Unlikely Places. That'll be a winner.
Jars - Sep 10, 2006 9:40:56 am PDT #2464 of 10000
I don't believe it is to be found.
We do have it! Swears. We have it much more now than we used to, even. Keep looking!