I don't believe it is to be found.

We do have it! Swears. We have it much more now than we used to, even. Keep looking!

"How to Prepare for a D&D Session,"

Can you run this for my gamers? They seem to feel no preparation is necessary.

KNOW YOUR OWN SPELLS AND ABILITIES, PEOPLE! I cannot stress this enough. I barely have time to keep track of all the stuff I need to know, I definitely don't have time to learn how all your stuff works.

I barely have time to keep track of all the stuff I need to know, I definitely don't have time to learn how all your stuff works.

Come on now. Sleeping with the GM has to have some perks, or the whole system falls apart!

KNOW YOUR OWN SPELLS AND ABILITIES, PEOPLE! I cannot stress this enough. I barely have time to keep track of all the stuff I need to know, I definitely don't have time to learn how all your stuff works.

Three strikes, and it's nothing but 1st-level NPC classes for you!

I have informed the DH that Dublin has Dr. Pepper, so we must bid on it. (Not that we'll get it because posts like that go to the teacher's pets). But still! Ireland! Dublin! With Dr. Pepper!

I may not have a child after tomorrow. The nanny may call the cops and have him taken away. He's got a contusion over his eyebrow (subwoofer), a barked knuckle (no clue, one of many falls today), and a scratch the length of his thigh (recliner frame, during dismount.) And that doesn't count all the things we saved him *from.*

When he wasn't hell-bent on damaging himself, he was trying to kill the Roomba by dropping a rock on it (or heavy ball). I think he was planning on smashing it to get at the tasty innards.

I think he was planning on smashing it to get at the tasty innards.

Well hey, at least you know if you ever do have to release him into the wild, he'll be able to look after himself.

"How to Work for ND."

t laughs and laughs forever
Sean, we have stuff for you, btw. We need to find a time to meet up.

ION, ND is about to hop a plane for a seminar at Purdue. Ima miss him.

Sean, we have stuff for you, btw. We need to find a time to meet up.

Yeah, I keep meaning to call you and make some time to come over, but we've been pretty wrapped up in stuff lately.

Now I'm missing D&D. I so want to play again. I want to take my swashbuckling thief out into the wilderness again. I want to tell stories of my thief who got presented with a ring by a grateful rescued princess and didn't realize it was a Ring of Truth before Thief put it on.

Sorry. Role playing withdrawl.

I could teach a seminar on 'how to prep paneled walls fror painting - and how to keep the hardware store run down to once a day'.

I can also do a class on 'how to clean up after an in home flood , including finding the heating vent in the floor with the now soggy, moldy air filter'.

Both class will include the lecture 'The zen of home repair: never haveing to apologizes for a far from pristine house'.

I've been beating myself up for two days for screwing up a class when the principal was there and have been putting off reading the letter he put in my box since yesterday morning. I just read it, and all he did was offer helpful advice and say I was on the right track. God damn, I cannot begin to describe how much of a relief that is. I mean, not that he was going to fire me or anything, but I really did screw up, and I've been disorganized to the point of having to throw out my lesson plans entirely.

There just aren't enough hours in the week to do this job.