World Travelling with Felines, Relying Upon The Kindness of Strangers, Basic Thai, Negotiating with Cairo Taxi Drivers and Accessorising Above And Beyond The Call of Duty.

With that, one should be able to confront any number of crises.

My seminars: Slash for the Unsuspecting, How to Intimidate Doctors, Finding Shortcuts Through Hospitals, and Coping with Conservative Religious Fanatics that You Want to Stay Friends with.

Hmm. I suppose I can add Advanced Liquid Eyeliner Techniques with Jilli, Correct Bra Sizing, Cursing with Flair and Verve 101 and Resume and Cover Letter writing.

I am still drinking coffee, and aheming Eureka, which I have never seen, but am intrigued by now.

ita, I am all set up for intro to Krav next Saturday, and have gotten a girlfriend to go with me. While she was running early last fall, a naked man ran up to her and rubbed his penis on her. All she could manage was a "HffflttYYYEEEEECCCCHHHH!!!" and to dash off home rather quickly, so she's looking for a way to avoid the incoherent girlscreaming in the future.

Any ideas on what they might go through in the intro? I like to go forewarned into things. And, oh please, tell me it doesn't involve running. I'd rather eat my own toes than jog.

I can do (and have done, once for a class of 60) How To Speak Elizabethan English -- not specially useful but fun, and does manage to make some oddly metered lines, non-rhyming rhymes, and incomprehensible puns in Shakespeare suddenly make sense. Also, How To Thrift, Ross, And eBay Yourself Into A Vaguely Vintage Wardrobe On The Cheap.

Can I get Digging Big Holes 101 and Advanced Procrastination?

I don't think I've ever taught anything... I did coach 5th class hockey for a year. But I wasn't a very good coach.

Digging Big Holes 101

"I can't wait to tell all my friends, no one else has that big a hole."

Hmm. I think my seminars would have to be "How to Properly Run a D&D Game," "How to Prepare for a D&D Session," and "How to Work for ND."

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That was Harvey.

ION, I just had a late late breakfast of four slices of french toast.

I started with four eggs, added vanilla, maple extract (actually Mapleine), low-cal sweetener, and a dash of milk. Meanhile, I prepared the skillet, by heating it and slathering in fresh butter. For bread I used four slices of low-carb italian bread (8 g carb per slice!)

After the butter was slightly tinged I slid in two of the sodden slices at a time, and fried to a golden brown.

When done I slapped on more butter and added some Smuckers sugar free breakfast syrup.

I just finished, AIFG!

Meanwile, cardiologists everywhere are quietly tch-ing.

heh

"How to Prepare for a D&D Session,"

Can you run this for my gamers? They seem to feel no preparation is necessary.