We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Sep 09, 2006 3:29:07 pm PDT #2419 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The "females preferred" kinda puts me right off, Hil.

Yeah. I can kinda understand requests like that when it's something like looking for a math tutor for a 14-year-old girl in certain cases, but it's weird at college level. Also, I'd guess that it violates craigslists rules. Plus, the

Compensation: Fifty an hour, two hundrerd dollar bonus if I pass my test

it putting me off, too.


beth b - Sep 09, 2006 3:37:19 pm PDT #2420 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

It is possible the poster is female - and wants to keep out complications - bu tI don't like the bonus part - it makes the tutor responsible, not the student - which doesn't sound like a responsible student.

ION, I may need an intervention. I've been fixing the paneling for painting - resting my hand a lot. While I've been doing that , I ve been watching DIY. So many ideas.... so many plans....


Gris - Sep 09, 2006 3:44:38 pm PDT #2421 of 10000
Hey. New board.

ETA: Befor reading my summary, try youtube: [link]

The commercial is this adorable little boy talking about a movie he saw with his mom. It takes him a while to get there, as he adorable-talks about this man who was fighting this other man and so forth, but the first killer line is: And do you know what he did?!!? He kicked him in the penis. <long stare> it then cuts to a screen "Need a good doctor?" then back to the boy, who calmly and seriously said my new tagline: "He was injured. Injured bad."

It's a commercial for health insurance.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2006 3:50:58 pm PDT #2422 of 10000
What is even happening?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YouTube always comes through. That child is extra adorable.

eta...

Trigon Blue Cross Blue Shield does seem to be a valid BC/BS in Virginia.


Laura - Sep 09, 2006 3:55:22 pm PDT #2423 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Hil, the student may have had a bad experience with a male tutor. The bonus could be a commitment incentive for the student. The student probably didn't think a great deal about how it would be read.

No doubt my Bobby responds better to a male teacher. Doesn't make any difference to Brendon.

Thanks amych. I'm just hoping that he discovers a passion about something some day. He could be a professional reader. He can read for 12 hours straight.


NoiseDesign - Sep 09, 2006 4:07:02 pm PDT #2424 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

Yes I do end up guest lecturing and teaching Master Classes at universities quite a bit. It looks like I will also be teaching a class at CalArts next semester.


StolenCubicle - Sep 09, 2006 4:12:14 pm PDT #2425 of 10000
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."

I teach the occasional Seminar, but that doesn't count at all, does it?


Lee - Sep 09, 2006 4:24:23 pm PDT #2426 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I've taught legal research classes, and I am pretty sure Sparky1 still does.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2006 4:44:01 pm PDT #2427 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I teach krav!

Okay, perhaps you meant something where people sit down more.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2006 4:56:07 pm PDT #2428 of 10000
What is even happening?

Wait, ita. You might be onto something. Laura, you could krav the boys 'til they do their work.