Don't press send. Put it into a wishlist instead.
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Sep 06, 2006 1:19:35 pm PDT #2052 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Topic!Cindy - Sep 06, 2006 1:20:32 pm PDT #2053 of 10000
What is even happening?
ita, I went there too, even though I first knew of the baster for its cooking purpose. Then I bleached my brain, because this is vw's mother, and I'm mad at my brain.
vw bug - Sep 06, 2006 1:20:46 pm PDT #2054 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
No, Cindy. So not stupid.
I called 911 once when I thought I heard something outside and it ended up being a branch or something sliding down my awning. The super nice police officer told me he loves false alarms, much better than an actual crisis.
Oh, dear. Have I ever told the I Love Lucy 911 story?
P.M. Marc - Sep 06, 2006 1:20:55 pm PDT #2055 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Don't press send.
What amych said.
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Just once every two weeks or once a month, to do the deep-cleaning stuff I dislike doing. I don't mind picking up or vacuuming or doing the dishes, it's the shower-scrubbing and whatnot that bugs.
Dude, I love the deep scrubs, hate the picking up and dishes! Marry me!
Laura - Sep 06, 2006 1:21:19 pm PDT #2056 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.
Ok. The $12.75 emergency baster just turned into a $300 order.
Only press send if you are ordering my Christmas prezzies.
Step away from the Send button!
Beverly - Sep 06, 2006 1:21:42 pm PDT #2057 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Step away from the kitchen porn, vw.
Stoopit Aimee's OB.
Laura, that moose photo is awesome. The Northern Exposure theme started up in my head the minute I saw it.
Good Toto!
vw bug - Sep 06, 2006 1:23:54 pm PDT #2058 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
But the first time I thought baster was in response to a joking insemination context, and I can't let loose from that.
Oh, dear. Didn't mean to take anyone there.
And, look! Cindy went there too!
You've got that whole financial deal with your folks, and you don't want to be deadass broke. I bet you have plenty of equipment to complete most of the tasks you want to complete, plus Christmas is coming.
I know. I know. And, really, a lot of the stuff I want, I already have...it's just these are nicer/newer versions, and I'm a spoiled brat when it comes to kitchen stuff.
§ ita § - Sep 06, 2006 1:27:52 pm PDT #2059 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cindy went there too!
Whew. I really do think my bad rep is unwarranted, and Cindy's a wholly upstanding citizen. I feel better.
vw, I do hope that you've shut that browser window down.
Cass - Sep 06, 2006 1:29:28 pm PDT #2060 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Dude, I love the deep scrubs, hate the picking up and dishes! Marry me!I'm closer!
My place needs the deep clean right now and I am just cringing at the thought. But when it is clean? I happily do the daily pickup. Hell, I even vacuum then.
juliana - Sep 06, 2006 1:30:28 pm PDT #2061 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Dude, I love the deep scrubs, hate the picking up and dishes! Marry me!
Okay! Porn for all!