Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Sep 06, 2006 1:17:54 pm PDT #2047 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Not stupid. 4am. Pain. Blood. Not without reason to freak out. Really a good thing that it was nothing.

I called 911 once when I thought I heard something outside and it ended up being a branch or something sliding down my awning. The super nice police officer told me he loves false alarms, much better than an actual crisis.


vw bug - Sep 06, 2006 1:18:24 pm PDT #2048 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Ok. The $12.75 emergency baster just turned into a $300 order.

Can't press send. Can't press send.


Laura - Sep 06, 2006 1:18:44 pm PDT #2049 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Yes, welcome jubsews!


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2006 1:18:58 pm PDT #2050 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just talked to mom. She's had a baster emergency (dad melted it. Bad dad! No cookie!)

It's very interesting where and how words/concepts/objects/songs enter into someone's consciousness. I know my mother has used a baster on poultry since I was a wee thing--I can visualise it clearly now. But the first time I thought baster was in response to a joking insemination context, and I can't let loose from that.

It makes reading some stuff a little different.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 06, 2006 1:19:19 pm PDT #2051 of 10000
What is even happening?

vw, don't press send. You've got that whole financial deal with your folks, and you don't want to be deadass broke. I bet you have plenty of equipment to complete most of the tasks you want to complete, plus Christmas is coming. Please don't press send.


amych - Sep 06, 2006 1:19:35 pm PDT #2052 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Don't press send. Put it into a wishlist instead.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 06, 2006 1:20:32 pm PDT #2053 of 10000
What is even happening?

ita, I went there too, even though I first knew of the baster for its cooking purpose. Then I bleached my brain, because this is vw's mother, and I'm mad at my brain.


vw bug - Sep 06, 2006 1:20:46 pm PDT #2054 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

No, Cindy. So not stupid.

I called 911 once when I thought I heard something outside and it ended up being a branch or something sliding down my awning. The super nice police officer told me he loves false alarms, much better than an actual crisis.

Oh, dear. Have I ever told the I Love Lucy 911 story?


P.M. Marc - Sep 06, 2006 1:20:55 pm PDT #2055 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Don't press send.

What amych said.

I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Just once every two weeks or once a month, to do the deep-cleaning stuff I dislike doing. I don't mind picking up or vacuuming or doing the dishes, it's the shower-scrubbing and whatnot that bugs.

Dude, I love the deep scrubs, hate the picking up and dishes! Marry me!


Laura - Sep 06, 2006 1:21:19 pm PDT #2056 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Ok. The $12.75 emergency baster just turned into a $300 order.

Only press send if you are ordering my Christmas prezzies. Step away from the Send button!