With me, it's kind of a catch-22. If the house is a shit hole, I'm pretty much guaranteed to misplace stuff, but if I get the urge to staighten up, everything is pretty much lost forever. All put away so safe that I'll never find it again.
Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
jubsews - Sep 06, 2006 11:27:01 am PDT #2025 of 10000
"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet- but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?" -CJ Cox.
Vortex - Sep 06, 2006 11:30:22 am PDT #2026 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I have a wierd issue with that. I have a housekeeper who likes to move shit. So, when I can't find something (like, say, the cord to my camera, which I need to upload some pictures), I have NO idea where to look.
jubsews - Sep 06, 2006 11:31:35 am PDT #2027 of 10000
"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet- but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?" -CJ Cox.
I'm trying to decide if I think you are deserving of pity... having a housekeeper and all.
Vortex - Sep 06, 2006 11:34:12 am PDT #2028 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm trying to decide if I think you are deserving of pity... having a housekeeper and all.
I know. She doesn't really do much, just the kitchen and bathroom, and sweeps and dusts. In the dusting, she moves stuff. I just hate to clean, and got sick of the mess.
Lee - Sep 06, 2006 11:36:41 am PDT #2029 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if it weren't for the cats.
Of course, they are one of the primary reasons I need a cleaning person...
jubsews - Sep 06, 2006 11:37:06 am PDT #2030 of 10000
"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet- but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?" -CJ Cox.
I notice that the chaos of my house seems to directly reflect the chaos of my brain. If I'm out my mind for a spell, the house is a disaster. If I'm relaxed and at peace, everything is nice and tidy... though ultimately lost.
juliana - Sep 06, 2006 11:41:45 am PDT #2031 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if it weren't for the cats.
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Just once every two weeks or once a month, to do the deep-cleaning stuff I dislike doing. I don't mind picking up or vacuuming or doing the dishes, it's the shower-scrubbing and whatnot that bugs.
ChiKat - Sep 06, 2006 11:44:05 am PDT #2032 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Just once every two weeks or once a month, to do the deep-cleaning stuff I dislike doing. I don't mind picking up or vacuuming or doing the dishes, it's the shower-scrubbing and whatnot that bugs.
This exactly.
Unrelatedly, my brain hurts.
Aims - Sep 06, 2006 11:44:12 am PDT #2033 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Depending on my mood, I might just do it for you when I'm there. :)
juliana - Sep 06, 2006 11:51:20 am PDT #2034 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
{{{{ChiKat's brain}}}}
Depending on my mood, I might just do it for you when I'm there. :)
Oh HELL NO. You are a guest, the apartment will be pristine when you get there. Well, as pristine as I can make it with my cat running around after me shedding as fast as I can clean, but damn close anyway. I am congenitally incapable of anything else.
(But thank you for the offer!)