With me, it's kind of a catch-22. If the house is a shit hole, I'm pretty much guaranteed to misplace stuff, but if I get the urge to staighten up, everything is pretty much lost forever. All put away so safe that I'll never find it again.
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
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jubsews - Sep 06, 2006 11:27:01 am PDT #2025 of 10000
"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet- but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?" -CJ Cox.
Vortex - Sep 06, 2006 11:30:22 am PDT #2026 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I have a wierd issue with that. I have a housekeeper who likes to move shit. So, when I can't find something (like, say, the cord to my camera, which I need to upload some pictures), I have NO idea where to look.
jubsews - Sep 06, 2006 11:31:35 am PDT #2027 of 10000
"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet- but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?" -CJ Cox.
I'm trying to decide if I think you are deserving of pity... having a housekeeper and all.
Vortex - Sep 06, 2006 11:34:12 am PDT #2028 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm trying to decide if I think you are deserving of pity... having a housekeeper and all.
I know. She doesn't really do much, just the kitchen and bathroom, and sweeps and dusts. In the dusting, she moves stuff. I just hate to clean, and got sick of the mess.
Lee - Sep 06, 2006 11:36:41 am PDT #2029 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if it weren't for the cats.
Of course, they are one of the primary reasons I need a cleaning person...
jubsews - Sep 06, 2006 11:37:06 am PDT #2030 of 10000
"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet- but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?" -CJ Cox.
I notice that the chaos of my house seems to directly reflect the chaos of my brain. If I'm out my mind for a spell, the house is a disaster. If I'm relaxed and at peace, everything is nice and tidy... though ultimately lost.
juliana - Sep 06, 2006 11:41:45 am PDT #2031 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if it weren't for the cats.
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Just once every two weeks or once a month, to do the deep-cleaning stuff I dislike doing. I don't mind picking up or vacuuming or doing the dishes, it's the shower-scrubbing and whatnot that bugs.
ChiKat - Sep 06, 2006 11:44:05 am PDT #2032 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I'd have a cleaning person in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Just once every two weeks or once a month, to do the deep-cleaning stuff I dislike doing. I don't mind picking up or vacuuming or doing the dishes, it's the shower-scrubbing and whatnot that bugs.
This exactly.
Unrelatedly, my brain hurts.
Aims - Sep 06, 2006 11:44:12 am PDT #2033 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Depending on my mood, I might just do it for you when I'm there. :)
juliana - Sep 06, 2006 11:51:20 am PDT #2034 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
{{{{ChiKat's brain}}}}
Depending on my mood, I might just do it for you when I'm there. :)
Oh HELL NO. You are a guest, the apartment will be pristine when you get there. Well, as pristine as I can make it with my cat running around after me shedding as fast as I can clean, but damn close anyway. I am congenitally incapable of anything else.
(But thank you for the offer!)