{{{{ChiKat's brain}}}}
Depending on my mood, I might just do it for you when I'm there. :)
Oh HELL NO. You are a guest, the apartment will be pristine when you get there. Well, as pristine as I can make it with my cat running around after me shedding as fast as I can clean, but damn close anyway. I am congenitally incapable of anything else.
(But thank you for the offer!)