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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee is EVIL.
And I found this from the BRQG:
shrift: And by really atrocious, I mean it was horrific leaps and bounds beyond the badfic Emily is reading. It blasts by the 15 foot cock o'death, the Adventures of Sinbad songfic, the stuff where Fraser is a weepy Stepford wife, Virgin!Snape, and a Watcher named Chiles, where it nestles down with the badfic that makes Jesus cry.
Do I have to remind you of the Prehensile Secondary Sex Penis rec from Smallville? Best. badfic. ever.I've never read that one though...
I could ... if there were a link.
Yay 15-foot cock callback!
Also, I could tell you some stories about the Sentinel Giant Cats story. Ah, those were the days...
Crap, I need to be asleep now. Not done with my homework. Curse you, school!
What does one do with fifteen feet of cock?
Make a bong.
That's gotta make the inevitable munchies hurt.
It's bed time for me, since I have to get up early, but thanks for the badfic fun, people, especially Plei. It was exactly what I needed, even though I didn't know it.
ASSBABIES!
I gots nuthin' to say about assbabies or giant schlongs.
But, starting a pristine, clean, and completely different paragraph, that photo is of a purely lovely girlchild. Not the baby she was in May.
Not such good news: She's in her teens, is very skinny, has a heart murmur and probably anemia and liver trouble. Plus "horrible" dental disease. I can't afford to do anything about those things.
When you can, take care of the toofs first. Yank the ones that need it, and have the tartar scraped off the rest. Bad toofs can lead to nasty systemic infections, not to mention, be painful and prevent eating.
On the other hand, the anemia and possible liver trouble will most probably clear up with some decent nutrition, and the heart murmur will not likely be anything to worry about as long as she's in a safe environment, getting decent food and care.
And also? You are my hero, too. St. Katrina of Cat-kind.
Daisy, I'm so sorry your friends are being stoopit and inconsiderate. I think red red hair is a great thing to do.
Vibes for Suzi invisibility as far as impanelling goes.
And more time, less stress to Emily!