What does one do with fifteen feet of cock?
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Sep 05, 2006 9:03:25 pm PDT #1951 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
NoiseDesign - Sep 05, 2006 9:09:17 pm PDT #1952 of 10000
Our wings are not tired
Make a bong.
Cass - Sep 05, 2006 9:10:27 pm PDT #1953 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
That's gotta make the inevitable munchies hurt.
Lee - Sep 05, 2006 9:17:36 pm PDT #1954 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It's bed time for me, since I have to get up early, but thanks for the badfic fun, people, especially Plei. It was exactly what I needed, even though I didn't know it.
ASSBABIES!
Beverly - Sep 05, 2006 9:22:31 pm PDT #1955 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I gots nuthin' to say about assbabies or giant schlongs.
But, starting a pristine, clean, and completely different paragraph, that photo is of a purely lovely girlchild. Not the baby she was in May.
Not such good news: She's in her teens, is very skinny, has a heart murmur and probably anemia and liver trouble. Plus "horrible" dental disease. I can't afford to do anything about those things.
When you can, take care of the toofs first. Yank the ones that need it, and have the tartar scraped off the rest. Bad toofs can lead to nasty systemic infections, not to mention, be painful and prevent eating.
On the other hand, the anemia and possible liver trouble will most probably clear up with some decent nutrition, and the heart murmur will not likely be anything to worry about as long as she's in a safe environment, getting decent food and care.
And also? You are my hero, too. St. Katrina of Cat-kind.
Cass - Sep 05, 2006 9:24:24 pm PDT #1956 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Beverly - Sep 05, 2006 9:32:17 pm PDT #1957 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Daisy, I'm so sorry your friends are being stoopit and inconsiderate. I think red red hair is a great thing to do.
Vibes for Suzi invisibility as far as impanelling goes.
And more time, less stress to Emily!
-t - Sep 05, 2006 10:16:47 pm PDT #1958 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Wow, miss Emeline is a young lady!
Fay - Sep 05, 2006 11:33:00 pm PDT #1959 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Ahem. Do I have to remind you of the Prehensile Secondary Sex Penis rec from Smallville? Best. badfic. ever.
OMG! Good times! Good times! Smallville is my First Great Fanficish Love, actually.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 06, 2006 12:50:14 am PDT #1960 of 10000
What is even happening?
I wonder how many days in a row and for how many different subjects, "Holy crap, Batman," could be a not-too-far-out response to the content posts that have accumulated overnight, because holy crap, Batman.
But, starting a pristine, clean, and completely different paragraph, that photo is of a purely lovely girlchild. Not the baby she was in May.
I'm taking Beverly's pristine paragraph as a buffer. And what Beverly said. Em is a beautiful, big girl. She is no baby. What's more, her agents have sent a C&D insisting we stop referring to her as such.